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[XphR]

In an elegant butter, wine, mushroom sauce with creamed spinach. It was quite the meal!

[StompingOnTanks]

The hangar doors swing open.

All present are suddenly blinded by the glorious light pouring from the outside, as if the heavens themselves had opened. Then, slowly and majestically, the silhouette of a Medium 'Mech steps into view. As the doors shut behind it, the 'Mech comes into focus.

It is a silver Centurion, clutching a mech-sized broadsword in its left hand. With a hiss, the cockpit hatch opens, and the figure of a stunningly handsome young man steps out to stand on the Centurion's head. His eyes scan the astonished Forum members below, before he breathes in a lungful of fresh, hard-sci-fi Battletech air.

The man, the myth, the legend, StompingOnTanks, has at last returned.

Lol what's up guys?

[MarineTech]

You were gone?

Hey guys.... Was he gone?

[StompingOnTanks]

(Not sure if you are being sarcastic or not but yeah, I haven't been in game or on these forums since November of last year due to RL.)

[MarineTech]

Oh.

We hoped figured somebody had stuffed you in their trunk and was looking for a bag of cement to make some overshoes.

My bad.

[Windscape]

i think the daily whine will surpass this thread in pages soon...

we should se if someone is willing to find and list the biggest threads here

[MarineTech]

You mean the "I'm butthurt and I'm going to whine" thread?

Let 'em.

I ignore that anyway. Just a haven for the serial whiners in the game.

Edited by MarineTech, 29 April 2016 - 12:19 PM.

[Virlutris]

Welcome back Stomper

[Sizzles]

Fun fact: My Hunchback 4G weighs 7794.916 Stones. (49.5 Metric Tons.)

Because **** the metric system.

Edited by Sizzles, 30 April 2016 - 08:24 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

You should fill up that half a ton by gold-plating your entire Hunchback.

Virlutris, on 29 April 2016 - 01:34 PM, said:

Welcome back Stomper

Thanks Virlutris!

[Sizzles]

No, I need that half ton to hold all of my vodka when I'm in the cockpit.

Edited by Sizzles, 01 May 2016 - 07:31 AM.

[Domoneky]

Battle Music!

[MarineTech]

OK Domo... That's it...

Nothing but vege omelet MREs for you from now on.

[Domoneky]

MarineTech, on 09 May 2016 - 04:39 PM, said:

OK Domo... That's it...

Nothing but vege omelet MREs for you from now on.

[MarineTech]

You brought it on yourself.

[Windscape]

*ahem, koff koff*

[Virlutris]

If it's any consolation Domo, you won't have to worry about anyone stealing it before you've got a chance to eat it.

No one in your company's going to steal that one. Even the local flora and fauna won't touch it.

Ants and their extraterrestrial equivalents flow traffic around it, attempt to bury it or otherwise cordone it off, and they guard it like a superfund site for safety.

It'll be waiting when you're hungry enough to dig in

[MarineTech]

Could have been worse. He could have gotten the old late-80's Chicken ala King. Ohhhhh that was nasty.

Or the early 90's Ham slice. It wasn't bad, but you NEVER wanted to see that sucker frozen. Utterly horrifying.

[Domoneky]

This video demonstrates how I felt when I lead my team to victory on one of those rare instances of Victory

[Windscape]

I like to hear the sound of my own posts