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[MarineTech]

Well... Yeah, that pretty well sums it up. Keep playing and you'll see a LOT of those consequences in action. But of course it's the MAP'S fault. Or PGI's. Take your pick.

[Virlutris]

Wait, how did we start getting "consequences" and "fault" in here?

If we're not careful, the blame thread's going to bleed over.

[MarineTech]

Oh no. We don't want that. Next thing you know, the birds will show up.

Well crap.

[Virlutris]

I blame you for invoking the birds.

[XphR]

Uh-oh..,
..This cant be good. Next thing you know we will be overrun with clown dolls and it will be all Virlutriss' fault!

[MarineTech]

Nope. Definitely don't want any clown dolls in here.

Well double crap.

[Virlutris]

I refuse to let that be the last post, as that would determine an ignominious fate for the entire thread.

[MarineTech]

Want to avoid an ignominious end? Take this advice.

[Domoneky]

[Virlutris]

All of the things, Domo.

All of them.

[MarineTech]

And then some more things that he never even thought of.

[XphR]

Also the things I explicitly informed him of directly before throwing the switch on the Brain Re-formatinator XBF-6.3.1. I would have used the 6.3.3 so we would not have to mop as much afterward but, the full two foot throw switch just has so much more ambiance than the quick fire magnetic throw button.

[MarineTech]

Well, all that theater is nice. You could have saved time and money, and just whacked him with a frying pan.

[Virlutris]

Well sure, if you want a solution provided by the lowest bidder, you could use the frying pan.

Some of us like a well-engineered solution.

[MarineTech]

Who says frying pans aren't well-engineered? Current models are the result of thousands of years of cooking development. The models today are almost all that a frying pan could be.

[XphR]

I dont know, a lot of pans these days are under engineered. I think they need to stop trying to maximize profit over longevity/quality.

[Virlutris]

Besides, this gives XphR an excuse to work on his hobby: Bespoke microwaves and the cookware that optimizes their use. Moar engineering!

[MarineTech]

XphR, on 12 April 2017 - 05:00 PM, said:

I dont know, a lot of pans these days are under engineered. I think they need to stop trying to maximize profit over longevity/quality.

Quit buying cheap pans. Sheesh.

[XphR]

MarineTech, on 13 April 2017 - 01:07 AM, said:

Quit buying cheap pans. Sheesh.

Merc-fund problems.

[MarineTech]

Can't fight a battle properly without being decently fed. Can't be decently fed without proper cookware.