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[Virlutris]

a gaijin, on 07 January 2018 - 10:43 PM, said:

wow all these years in these forums and this is the first time I noticed this

The tonight be because you're spending your time more productively in that other game, rather than meticulously trawling these forums to amass an encyclopedic knowledge of their contents.

[Windscape]

Ive come back to the forums beacuse i moved to a boarding school where i cant play mwo as often

[Tank]

I came to this forum back with a baguette, not afraid to use it.

[Windscape]

I wants baguette

[Tank]

Come down to my bakery in K-Town where sun is shining and birds are singing.

[Windscape]

Its hard to navigate k town these days... its full of scary moderators... where would we meet?

[Windscape]

I think tank has been taken by the mods for unauthorized baugette sales

[Virlutris]

No need.

You know how many birds there are in K-town.

And he seriously strolled in there with open-carry baguettes?

The mods would only need to let nature take its course.

[Tank]

Relax it's not that that easy to bring me down for my baguettes, but yeah sharing is caring birds are not mods and you better share, at least sometimes or else... Anyway I know my way around that town.

Virlutris, on 29 January 2018 - 04:40 PM, said:

And he seriously strolled in there with open-carry baguettes?

That's a death wish, so was joining FRR during 3050 Clan invasion. Mistakes where made.

[Wild PUG]

Rawr

[Tank]

Ssshh PUG, say Aaa....

[Virlutris]

Are those ... broken baguettes in that tray?

You MONSTER.

[Tank]

NO WAY!!! French police!

YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME PATRONS!!!

[Virlutris]

SEE!?!?

Look how he's running at the first sign that someone suspects him of untoward conduct!

*Dispatch this is Kilo-Niner, currently in pursuit of a military combat vehicle weaving at relatively high speed through the backalleys of the baguette barrio here in K-town.*

*Dispatch: Kilo-Niner, report. Do you have an ID on the vehicle or it's operator?*

*K-9: Dispatch, it appears to be the notorious baguette baron, Tank. I mean who else down here would drive one? The military wouldn't waste their time here with conventional arms, and everybody else is too eccentric or too broke to use one.*

*Dispatch: Understood, Kilo-Niner. Maintain pursuit, we will begin to re-route supporting units to assist. Keep us informed, Kilo-Niner, and stay safe. Anybody dealing baguettes in K-town is bound to be dangerous.*

*K-9: Understood, Dispatch. Will continue pursuit and provide updates as I'm able. Out.*

Edited by Virlutris, 10 April 2018 - 03:55 PM.

[Tank]

-WHAT?! K-9, come on... that's my only weakness! What a day..

Good thing I was trained by that man with fancy slogans like "Information is ammunition" and "MY HOME PLANET!!!" this radio with encripted channels support is finally useful outside playing cheerful songs.

But right now I have to loose the tail. Try to go on the little offennsive! *rotatiting turret backwards and opening the hach*

Man in napoleonic era suit appears out of the hach and start to yell.

-You should had know better than chasing me! NOW YOU GONNA PAY!!!
lifts jar with baguette crums and sticky honey and throws it in to pursuer

Honey and crums stick to the patrol unit and out of nowhere flocks of birds appear and cover up the cruiser in violent attack for the delicious crums.

-Wow! No matter how many times I see this, never got ussed to this sight..

Returning inside of the machine it was time make an escape maneuver, swift turn to the right and to the forward to the docks!

[Wild PUG]

Rawr?

[Virlutris]

The sudden appearance of the wild PUG, in a freak coincidence worthy of the best plot armor, stuns the thick coating of flailing birds so forcefully that they jerk the mech down the same path toward the docks.

Simultaneously, the birds clear the sensor interference as the they evacuate with their hard-won snack (and quite a bit of lead-based paint, no wonder they're so violent ...). Feisty little monsters.

*Dispatch, this is Kilo Niner. Eyes on suspect vehicle. You're not gonna believe what an odd slapstick moment I just had, even with the report and the data upload ... *

[Windscape]

So

[Cactus In The Rear]

I look away for a few years and forum fun remains unchanged.

Some different players,but the game remains the same.

Edited by Xanilos, 23 September 2018 - 04:34 PM.

[Virlutris]

Ya'll resurrected this thing just short of 6 months.

No zombie thread here >.>