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[Hawkeye 72]

I ask because last week I got caught urinating in the neurohelmet of my date from the night before, and she was less than pleased about it. I told her to stop taking so long in the bathroom. She demanded to know how I got into her apartment. I replied that usually was the norm after a date went well. She vehemently rejected my claims that things had gone "well"...

Quite a spirited debate really.

Anyway, I left before Comstar Security Forces arrived, and on my walk home pondered the most awkward place and/or situation you could find yourself needing to use the bathroom. This became more prevalent of a question when my friend dressed in a children's Batman costume (for ages 9-12) and I went drinking one morning, and he discovered he could not get out of his suit to use the bathroom because we had to ziptie it closed so it would cover his back.

Urinating yourself in front of a drunk piano bar at 9am I felt certainly ranked up there.

So...

1) Stuck in a child size Batman costume in a crowded piano bar
2) The top of a roller coaster that is stuck
3) Stuck in the Mercury-Redstone 3 Capsule
4) During a small earthquake after which you must return and be the keynote speaker at a conference of upwards of 300 attendees (the catch here is that during the earthquake it will be hard to keep a steady aim)

Drunk Batman would like your answers (I'll forward them to him. I removed myself from the picture to avoid being identified by my date last week)

[Heffay]

Poopsocking.