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[Mudhutwarrior]

All I know is this is the only game where I can score 10 damage before death in one match and the next have 4 kills 6 assist and 895 dam the next. Same mech too.

Its just weird most of the time.

[Kunae]

Mudhutwarrior, on 29 October 2013 - 12:32 PM, said:

All I know is this is the only game where I can score 10 damage before death in one match and the next have 4 kills 6 assist and 895 dam the next. Same mech too.

Its just weird most of the time.

Yeah, the MM is really borked right now. Not sure if it's using some version of Elo, or Astrological Signs divided by the current circumference of a soap-bubble in a Chinese bath house, to determine match-ups.

[Arcturious]

Mystere, on 28 October 2013 - 04:19 AM, said:

I don't really know. But, it looks like a lot of urban legends are starting to form with regard to the MM.

I heard that one pilot cursed the matchmaker, the next day he didn't show for work and he was never seen again.

A friend of a friend told me that if you say the true name of the match maker in front of a blank monitor, you are fated to die in a week in an unimaginably horrific fashion.

If the match maker and Chuck Norris ever got in a fight, the match maker would win by slugging him with a sock full of premade bricks and giving Chuck a trial fist.

[Psikez]

Arcturious, on 29 October 2013 - 04:55 PM, said:

I heard that one pilot cursed the matchmaker, the next day he didn't show for work and he was never seen again.

A friend of a friend told me that if you say the true name of the match maker in front of a blank monitor, you are fated to die in a week in an unimaginably horrific fashion.

If the match maker and Chuck Norris ever got in a fight, the match maker would win by slugging him with a sock full of premade bricks and giving Chuck a trial fist.

Shut the forums down, this guy won - hilarious