Zerberoff, on 29 November 2013 - 05:29 AM, said:
- Replace PGI for a Ice Cream seller
- Replace 1pv for Choclate flavored Icecream
- Replace 3pv for Pistachio flavored Icecream
Now think of a pretty sunny day in Summer, mhmm... so warm!
but what is this... look over there, the Icecream Seller....
on the left, a huge group of people, enjoying there Choclate Icecream, together with people that slurping there Pistachio Icecream, some even mixed them both!
This is a dumb analogy, but I'll go ahead and break down why its dumb.
Your analogy makes it sound like there is a 1PV version of MWO and a 3PV version of MWO, and that you are free to pick your version and enjoy it separatly. This is not the case. If there were segregated queues, then this would be true, and there wouldn't be threads like this. In fact, this is something that the devs promised, but went back on.
A more representitive description, using your ridiculous ice cream analogy, would be that people who wanted pistachio ice cream could come up and buy some whever they liked, while people who want chocolate have to find 11 other people who want to buy it at the same time, and then can only enjoy it if they have to find another group of 12 who also came simulataneously to buy chocolate ice cream.
Now add to this that the ice cream stand was originally chocolate only, attracted investments by advertising as a chocolate-only ice cream stand, and when they announced pistachio said that you would be still be able to buy chocolate ice cream just as easily as pistachio.
Can you see why the chocolate ice cream lovers would be justifiably angry? Do you think that the chocolate ice cream lovers will hang around or seek another ice cream stand?
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...and on the right, a little group of people with there Choclate Icecream, its melting and runing over there Hand dropping down onto the street while they heavily scream and rage against the Iceman...
... what do they say, can you hear it? ... *walks closer*
Person 1: " HOW DARE YOU SELLING YOUR PESTACHIO?!....HERE?!? Right Next to US?!"
Person 2: " STOP selling the Pistachio Icecream immediately, or i will never come back!!!!!!!"
Person 3: " just look how ugly it looks when those people enjoy there Pistachio Icecream! You better should have spend your time in placing Sunshadows instead of creating such a horrible flavor...look, my choclate, its melting!!"
Person 4: " YOU ICEMAN`S ARE THE PURE EVIL! Here are the Numbers and Pictures that prooves it all!! " *throws in a bunch of paper*
Person 5 walks in: " Good day mister Iceman, im a Lawyer and i demand you to build a Wall here between the Choclate and the Pistachio kegs or i will charge your for 60 Phoenixdollars "
And this right here is a series of
strawman agruments. To break it down:
Person 1: None of the 1PV crowd would have a problem with 3PV only queues or a version of 3PV that didn't affect gameplay.
Person 2: The 1PV crowd would come back happily if there were separate 1PV queues, or a version of 3PV that didn't affect gameplay.
Person 3: I honestly have no idea what you're trying to say here.
Person 4: Nobody has accused PGIGP of being "pure evil." The numbers (i.e. polls) show that PGIGP went agains the overwhelming will of the community, and that the community hasn't gotten over it. The pictures (I assume you're speaking of all the screenshot compilations back when the 3PV hatestorm happened) just proved that PGI went back on their promises and that 3PV, contrary to their assertions, provided a tactical advantage and didn't help new players.
Person 5: This is closer to the truth, as some people were considering legal action under Canada's truth in advertising laws. Still, lawyers asside, do you think its ridiculous for someone to say "you promised X, you provided Y, give me X or I take my money elsewhere"?
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Come back when you have better analogies and less strawmen.