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#1 TheFallOfTheReaper

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Posted 05 November 2013 - 02:02 PM

So I saw this on my units forum just thought id post it here for a few LRMMandos and LRM users, Apprently they are doing Float On next :3, so I give you: Bohemian LRM-City

by: Kindraa, Nate, Shadow, Taynak, and Skoren (originally QUEEN)



Is this the real map?
Is this just an Tourmaline?
Caught in a tag Sight,
No escape from LRM-tality.

Open your bay doors,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just an Atlas, I need no AMS,
Because I'm easily tagged, easily narc'd,
Little armor, XL engine,
Any way the LRM's come doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Skoren, just killed a man,
Nate put a tag against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's tagged.
Shadow, the match had just begun,
But now I've gone and LRM'd it all away.

Kindraa, ooooooh,
Didn't mean to let you die,
If I'm not back at base in time to save us,
LRM-on, LRM-on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come,
Sent LRM's down my spine,
over-riding all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and punch out.

Shadow, ooh (any way the LRM's come),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never readied up at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a 'mech,
Spotter duesche, Spotter duesche, will you find cover?
Thunderbolt's and Boar's Head,
getting very frightened.
(Artemis) Artemis.
(Artemis) Artemis,
Artemis is equipped.
Magnifico.

I'm just a LRM cat and nobody loves me.
He's just a LRM cat of the rainbow variety,
Spare him his life from this LRM-tastrophy.

Easy tag, easy narc, will you let me live?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you live.
(Let him live!) Bismillah! We will not let you live.
(Let him live!) Bismillah! We will not let you live.
(Let me live) Will not let you live.
(Let me live) Will not let you live.
(Never, never, never let me live) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh, mama mia, mama mia) Mama mia, let me live.
Beelzebub has a Raven put aside for me, for me, for me!!!!!!

So you think you can Tag me and LRM me in the eye?
So you think you can Narc me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get in, just gotta get right into cover.

(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

LRM's really rock,
Anyone can see,
LRM's really rock,
LRM's really rock to me.

Any way the LRM's come.

Edited by ShadowHimself, 05 November 2013 - 02:04 PM.


#2 dal10

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Posted 05 November 2013 - 02:06 PM

you should look up lrms are raining on my head.

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Posted 05 November 2013 - 02:09 PM

Oh and as a bonus some prose, Original Poetry by Kindraa: Chu-I R/O Arkab Legions

"All systems nominal" she says to me as the battle starts.
I feel the beat through my hand on the controls comming from my heart.
It's a Frozen city night, dark and cold, as the snow falls.
I hear the bullets and missles fly, as well as target calls.
I hold steady, lock my target, watch the crosshairs turn red.
I pray the LRM'*****, and my enemy will soon be dead.
All in all this is my part.
A missle boat pilot, a Mechwarrior with all my heart!
-Kindraa

I saw missleboats raining on my head, it was pretty gewd.

rofl it nerfs Lrms, hit

Edited by ShadowHimself, 05 November 2013 - 02:08 PM.






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