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#1 L Y N X

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:03 PM

*Disclaimer: This thread is for humorous satirical rhetoric only. Please post in context.

Teamwork is sooo OMG OP, please PGI nerf teamwork, this game is broken because one team works better together than the other and it is unfair!!!!

Edited by 7ynx, 12 November 2013 - 01:06 PM.


#2 Rhaythe

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:03 PM

Rocks need to be nerfed first. Right now, rocks pose a genuine menace to the gaming community at large. They're impervious to weaponsfire. They impede mech progress when scaling hills. They offer perfect hiding positions for enemy locusts when I'm trying to obliterate their legs with my dual-gauss and no the problem isn't me so stop accusing me you hacker!

Nerf rocks.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:04 PM

Never understood this saying...it makes no sense.

The fact is, teamwork needs to be BUFFED so that everyone can use it with or without a third party VOIP solution like TS.

#4 L Y N X

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:06 PM

View PostBhael Fire, on 12 November 2013 - 01:04 PM, said:

Never understood this saying...it makes no sense.

The fact is, teamwork needs to be BUFFED so that everyone can use it with or without a third party VOIP solution like TS.


Read the disclaimer... 'nuff said

#5 Roadbeer

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:06 PM

Soon TM



#6 LoPanShui

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:14 PM

Nerf Quickdraws. They're so big the entire enemy team can hide behind them and I can't shoot the enemy Atlases until the Quickdraw dies.

#7 IronChance

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:15 PM

You guys are way off. What really needs to be nerfed is aiming. What gets me killed, like, EVERY SINGLE GAME? It's when some dude points his guns, like, RIGHT at me. Everyone knows pilots couldn't aim in TT. Nerf aim.

#8 Ngamok

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:23 PM

Worthless thread is worthless.

#9 Roadbeer

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:28 PM

View PostNgamok, on 12 November 2013 - 01:23 PM, said:

Worthless thread is worthless.


I bet you're the kinda guy who takes the beach-ball away at concerts, aren't you?

#10 L Y N X

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:28 PM

View PostNgamok, on 12 November 2013 - 01:23 PM, said:

Worthless thread is worthless.

Circular logic for the lose... lighten up dude, there is plenty of value potential here, heck I LOL'd at soontm

#11 nehebkau

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:31 PM

I just don't like the MC cost of teamwork. They should change it to a C-bill purchase.

#12 Dawnstealer

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:32 PM

Nerf graphics! This is what mechwarrior should look like:

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You kids these days with your fancy "graphics machines" and your non-64/128 switch computers. GET OFF MAH LAWN

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:41 PM

Dude... I've played that. In fact... I still have a copy somewhere. Hmm... I should see if I can get it to run in DOSbox....

FYI: And the ShadowHawk is OP in that game... jump to the top of a hill, watch stupid AI cicle, and when they get under reticle, fire. Repeat until dead. :)

Edited by Cycleboy, 12 November 2013 - 01:41 PM.


#14 Mudhutwarrior

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:53 PM

View PostBhael Fire, on 12 November 2013 - 01:04 PM, said:

Never understood this saying...it makes no sense.

The fact is, teamwork needs to be BUFFED so that everyone can use it with or without a third party VOIP solution like TS.



Well they want your brain to zombiefy and loose all logic. How can this be a team play game when most teams are divided with 4 or 8 on another channel than the rest? Its not really a 12 man its a 4/8 or 8/4. Lets just watch the ballet ensue to explain that away.Or maybe just more bullying and mocking followed by censorship?

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:55 PM

View PostMudhutwarrior, on 12 November 2013 - 01:53 PM, said:



Well they want your brain to zombiefy and loose all logic. How can this be a team play game when most teams are divided with 4 or 8 on another channel than the rest? Its not really a 12 man its a 4/8 or 8/4. Lets just watch the ballet ensue to explain that away.Or maybe just more bullying and mocking followed by censorship?

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#16 L Y N X

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 01:59 PM

View PostMudhutwarrior, on 12 November 2013 - 01:53 PM, said:



Well they want your brain to zombiefy and loose all logic. How can this be a team play game when most teams are divided with 4 or 8 on another channel than the rest? Its not really a 12 man its a 4/8 or 8/4. Lets just watch the ballet ensue to explain that away.Or maybe just more bullying and mocking followed by censorship?



Mud, you miss the point of this thread if you missed the disclaimer... why bother man, why bother...

#17 Kunae

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 02:10 PM

View Post7ynx, on 12 November 2013 - 01:59 PM, said:



Mud, you miss the point of this thread if you missed the disclaimer... why bother man, why bother...

He doesn't actually read anything, he just reflexively responds.

#18 Mudhutwarrior

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 02:23 PM

View Post7ynx, on 12 November 2013 - 01:59 PM, said:



Mud, you miss the point of this thread if you missed the disclaimer... why bother man, why bother...



I think you missed that I wasnt responding to the OP but another poster.

View PostRoadbeer, on 12 November 2013 - 01:55 PM, said:

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Your famous man, Was reading about you on that other uncensored forum. Like the name they gave you.

#19 Kunae

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 02:23 PM

OT: Anyone else noticing that the traffic on these forums is dying?

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 02:24 PM

View PostRoadbeer, on 12 November 2013 - 01:28 PM, said:


I bet you're the kinda guy who takes the beach-ball away at concerts, aren't you?


No, probably the guy that smuggled in some drink in a hip flask.



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