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#61 Son of the Flood

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 02:25 PM

You know I'm gonna drop a Game of Thrones/Lord of the Rings/Star Wars reference in game chat if I see someone with the appropriate name!

HODOR!!

#62 Sparks Murphey

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 03:07 PM

You know it's a Mackie when your great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather considered it obsolete.

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Posted 28 January 2014 - 04:18 PM

You know it's a Mad Cat when your Target ID Computer says "Cata-Marau-Cat-Mar-Cat-Ma- **** it, I give up."

#64 990Dreams

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 02:47 PM

You know it isn't EvE online when ships don't cost $3000 real dollars and take months to build, only to be destroyed because you couldn't pay an in-game build on time.

#65 Vanguard319

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 03:02 PM

You know it's a Warhawk when your Atlas dies to quad ER PPC fire.

You know It's a Nova when it has more medium lasers than any medium mech deserves to carry.

You know it's a Kit Fox, when you know it's a light mech, and it just cored you with a Gauss Rifle.

Edited by Vanguard319, 30 January 2014 - 03:06 PM.


#66 StompingOnTanks

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 04:21 PM

You know it's a Clan mech when it's all-around ****ing awesome.

#67 Sparks Murphey

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 04:29 PM

You know the Word of Blake are starting the Jihad when everyone you've ever cared for is either dead to a "random act of violence" or suddenly hostile to you because for things you did to their third cousin twice removed you had never even heard of before now.

#68 StompingOnTanks

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 05:15 PM

You know it's a Word of Blake mech when it looks like it's from Japan. :D

(I love Archangels.)

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 30 January 2014 - 05:15 PM.


#69 Alaskan Nobody

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Posted 30 January 2014 - 06:27 PM

You know it is a Wobbie when Blake himself has no clue what you are talking about.

#70 Evinthal

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 04:13 PM

View PostDavidHurricane, on 30 January 2014 - 02:47 PM, said:

You know it isn't EvE online when ships don't cost $3000 real dollars and take months to build, only to be destroyed because you couldn't pay an in-game build on time.


And that folks is why I could never get into EVE. Dear...god...I mean Blake...yes, Blake.

You know it is a Hellstar when you get hit by 4 Clan ER PPCs and it isn't even CLOSE to shutting down from heat.

#71 StompingOnTanks

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 05:25 PM

View PostEvinthal, on 31 January 2014 - 04:13 PM, said:

You know it is a Hellstar when you get hit by 4 Clan ER PPCs and it isn't even CLOSE to shutting down from heat.


Top speed 64KPH

4 Clan ER Particle Projection Cannons

30 DOUBLE HEAT SINKS.


...I'm going to have nightmares now.

More on topic, you know you're a troll FOR SURE if you can replicate it .

Edit: Wait... I forgot I was in the (Mech Name) --> (Action) forum and now the "You Know You're A Troll If" forum.

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! WHY DO I KEEP DOING THAT?!?

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 01 February 2014 - 08:01 AM.


#72 Sparks Murphey

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 07:04 PM

You know it's a Piranha when it single-handedly destroys an entire company of rifle infantry in seconds, but takes longer than a company of rifle infantry to destroy anything else.

#73 StompingOnTanks

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 06:46 PM

You know it's a Clan Totem mech when it looks completely and absolutely ****ing ridiculous. :angry:

#74 Vanguard319

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 07:09 PM

You know it's a Jade Hawk when it's faster than a Charger, has jumpjets, and just ripped your mech apart in melee.

Edited by Vanguard319, 06 February 2014 - 07:11 PM.


#75 StompingOnTanks

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 06:27 AM

You know it's a Vulture when LRMs and Pulse Lasers keep hitting you and you can't tell where they're coming from.

#76 Alaskan Nobody

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 09:58 AM

View PostStompingOnTanks, on 07 February 2014 - 06:27 AM, said:

You know it's a Vulture when LRMs and Pulse Lasers keep hitting you and you can't tell where they're coming from.

You know it's a Maddog (Vulture to you) when in Mech4 it had 360o torso twist.... but it was to slow twisting to make much use of. :P

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 10:21 AM

You know it's a Clan mech when nobody can decide what to call it. :P

#78 Mighty Spike

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 09:53 AM

You know its a Stalker when 6 PPCs make him so hot:

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Edited by Mighty Spike, 08 February 2014 - 09:54 AM.


#79 Sparks Murphey

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 03:09 PM

You know it's a Spider SDR-5V when aerospace pilots marvel at it's flight endurance, yet only Locust pilots marvel at it's endurance under fire.

Edited by Sparks Murphey, 09 February 2014 - 03:15 PM.


#80 Lagit6

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 10:13 AM

You know it's a locust when you can only see the pilot remains and the end of the brawl.





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