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[Aaron DeChavilier]

We're mercenaries because we lost the trial to not be mercenaries.

We are now accepting potential members, website is forthcoming.

To Qualify one must pass the followings Trials:
Trial of Who Are Your Parents
Trial of Being Not-Clan
Trial of Dispassion(?)
Trial of Reading
...just these for now until we make up mo- Read more Kerensky

Clan Touman:
Leader: Khan Commissar Thirds
Second: saKhan Commissar Typhoon
CanonMaster: Aaron DeChavilier

Force 1: SanctimoniousJerk Battalion 1



Final Note: For all you string-literals who can't laugh, we're not really fascist, we're eugenic socialist meritocrotus warrior based macroeconomic WOOZLES

Edited by Aaron DeChavilier, 13 November 2011 - 03:55 PM.

[Gawain Emrys]

Seyla.

[Jennifer Tarakovsky]

Aff

[jezebel]

*stare*

But -

*stare*

But I don't -

*gawp*

Edited by jezebel, 13 November 2011 - 03:43 PM.

[JAFO]

This is a good Joke.

Edited by JAFO, 14 November 2011 - 05:27 AM.

[Aaron DeChavilier]

JAFO, on 13 November 2011 - 04:05 PM, said:

This is a good Joke...

Thats what Wolverines said...before we annihilated them; you interested?

[Typhoon]

You think this is a Joke? Stare a threat directly in the face and ignore it. Sound's like warden talk to me. Clan Fascist Woozle is real, and here to stay. We shall belong all your bases to us.

[JAFO]

Typhoon, on 13 November 2011 - 04:13 PM, said:

You think this is a Joke? Stare a threat directly in the face and ignore it. Sound's like warden talk to me. Clan Fascist Woozle is real, and here to stay. We shall belong all your bases to us.

If you expect people to take this serious then good luck to you. We fight with battlemecs in the inner sphere, not cartoon characters and hand puppets.

[Omar Thirds]

JAFO, on 13 November 2011 - 04:05 PM, said:

This is a good Joke.

Thanks, glad we gave you a laugh. We try.

JAFO, on 14 November 2011 - 05:32 AM, said:

If you expect people to take this serious then good luck to you. We fight with battlemecs in the inner sphere, not cartoon characters and hand puppets.

CFW awaits your deadly lasers and projectiles with great anticipation, for they do not fear death, because honor tell them that when you grind their mechs into dust, they will have won the real victory. A moral victory. By choosing to fight with true honor (one hand tied behind their backs at all times) they take the honorable path. Why win when you can loose with honor?

[JAFO]

Well good luck to you guys, I hope you do well and maybe we will see you on the battlefield.

[Aaron DeChavilier]

JAFO, on 14 November 2011 - 05:32 AM, said:

If you expect people to take this serious then good luck to you. We fight with battlemecs in the inner sphere, not cartoon characters and hand puppets.

<starts working on variant of Daishi codenamed: SockPuppet>
but in reality, I dunno if we'll stick with this; we just fuond it to be a hilarious riff
on clan-dom

[Cake Bandit]

As a freelancer, you can call on me anytime. I will make the time to work with the Fascist Woozles.

[Steadfast]

You do know that if certain german institutes deem names like this one not fit for the german public, this game could be banned in germany, and thus the player base there rendered inoperable, aye? Good,good, just tellin'.
And if you ask yourself, surely that must be a bad joke - now, ze germans can be that **** about ... things.
=]
Take good care
~b~
Daniel

[Aaron DeChavilier]

Steadfast, on 14 November 2011 - 10:59 AM, said:

You do know that if certain german institutes deem names like this one not fit for the german public, this game could be banned in germany, and thus the player base there rendered inoperable, aye? Good,good, just tellin'.
And if you ask yourself, surely that must be a bad joke - now, ze germans can be that **** about ... things.
=]
Take good care
~b~
Daniel

fascism is not specific to Germany
it's a form of government that is used across the world (for very evil reasons mind you)
I believe the Germans have a stipulation against you know, their brand of fascism (dont worry, wont name them)
and they censor all forms of that form.
besides, we're not really fascist; we're

" we're eugenic socialist meritocrotus warrior based macroeconomic WOOZLES "

(major )

Edited by Aaron DeChavilier, 14 November 2011 - 06:28 PM.

[Omar Thirds]

Steadfast, on 14 November 2011 - 10:59 AM, said:

You do know that if certain german institutes deem names like this one not fit for the german public, this game could be banned in germany, and thus the player base there rendered inoperable, aye? Good,good, just tellin'.
And if you ask yourself, surely that must be a bad joke - now, ze germans can be that **** about ... things.
=]
Take good care
~b~
Daniel

We picked Fascist (as opposed to Ghost, Plad, or Spirit) to point out that the clanners are fascists.
(Also note that I passed up many skull-and-eagle emblazoned peaked caps to find that nice plain one that the woozle currently wears).

[Steadfast]

Aaron DeChavilier, on 14 November 2011 - 06:27 PM, said:

fascism is not specific to Germany
it's a form of government that is used across the world (for very evil reasons mind you)
I believe the Germans have a stipulation against you know, their brand of fascism (dont worry, wont name them)
and they censor all forms of that form.
besides, we're not really fascist; we're

" we're eugenic socialist meritocrotus warrior based macroeconomic WOOZLES "

(major )

No, germany is not censoring nazism, it forbids it. There is certain distinction between those two words I guess. And your explanation is rather thin. Anyway, your call if you do think this is kind of fun, so be it. We ARE all different after all.
~vhb~
Daniel

[Aaron DeChavilier]

Steadfast, on 14 November 2011 - 10:25 PM, said:

And your explanation is rather thin.
~vhb~
Daniel

I'm sorry, would you like a dissertation? its a post on a game forum about
a fictitious group loosely connecting a few gamers, what else do you need?

[Omar Thirds]

Steadfast, on 14 November 2011 - 10:25 PM, said:

No, germany is not censoring nazism, it forbids it. There is certain distinction between those two words I guess. And your explanation is rather thin. Anyway, your call if you do think this is kind of fun, so be it. We ARE all different after all.
~vhb~
Daniel

To be perfectly clear, we're poking fun at the fact that the Clans are military minded eugenicists who consider themselves "better" by breeding, and also also use animal imagery. Some people seem to be forgetting that they're the bad guys, you see, and considering the clans serious business.

See also: Poe's Law.

[William Wallace]

All your bases R belong to US.

[Thom Frankfurt]

LMAO, that's great!