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[Vandal]

Now that both we of the Tetatae and the Human spheres have united under the banner of the House Of Lowtax and done away with the failure that was House Liao, I think it time we start discussing more important matters relevant to this new Capellan Confederation.

The disciples of Blake are a dangerous and heretical lot, refusing to give their hearts to the one true divine right, the Light Of Lowtax. As every good little bird and girl knows, the Word Of Lowtax is the only geniuine guide for peace in the Inner Sphere. The Agents of Comstar are vast and ruthless, and once they hear of our Avian brethren's superior aptitude with mechanical repair, no doubt they will attempt a genocide on them not dissimilar to that of the mass murders perpetrated by the ROM against any scientists or technical officers that challenged their technological domination of the Inner Sphere.

In order to prevent such a sad occurrence we have to count on the blessings of the Great Mittani and the House of Lowtax and strike first. I figure if we can take an HPG Array our brothers in wing will easily be able to reverse engineer them to our advantage. From there it wouldn't be a stretch to say that House Lowtax can handily replace Comstar with our own technicians and dominate the Inner Sphere under the Light Of Lowtax. As all should be in time.

ITT post all your hot comstar-death tips and trikks.

Edited by Vandal, 17 June 2012 - 09:25 PM.

[Hawkeye 72]

OSD...RISE

[hammyhamm]

Don't ever let a comstar hottie slave travel to your clan homeworld; that **** is a liability.

[Magnificent Fartlord]

im down

[NOBLETETATAEWARRIOR]

Start off by shooting his eye's. After a bit he'll use one hand to rub his eye. While he's doing that blast palm of his other hand. You should be able to destroy the hand if you're quick enough. Then shoot his other hand.

If he tries to eat you shoot a bomb into his mouth.

Anyways once both his hands are gone just shoot his face and he'll go down quickly.

If you got the good ending it will show that your father wasnt really killed by Comstar, but held captive all those years.

[Vandal]

I also figure while we're at it we should petition the developers to update the faction information, the current chancellor of the Capellan Confederation is Great Lord Space Prince Of The Super Better Star Star League The Mittani, not some lady named Romano! I am starting to doubt their dedication to the Space Robot Canon.

[Vulpesveritas]

All hail comstar! Your treason will be punished!

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!

[rilianv]

well i hope yall enjoyed yalls rule of the cappies. comstars secret army will destroy you worse than hanse davion ever did.

Now if you'll excuse me, im jumping on the first ship out of cappie space

Oh and good luck communicating with other planets without comstar

[hammyhamm]

rilianv, on 17 June 2012 - 08:56 PM, said:

Oh and good luck communicating with other planets without comstar

what part of controlling the HPG relays to our own ends did you not comprehend

[Vulpesveritas]

hammyhamm, on 17 June 2012 - 09:14 PM, said:

what part of controlling the HPG relays to our own ends did you not comprehend

Yes, but will you know how to use them? You fools shall fail, and be left in the dark and alone for striking against our benevolent masters!

[Vandal]

Vulpesveritas, on 17 June 2012 - 09:16 PM, said:

Yes, but will you know how to use them? You fools shall fail, and be left in the dark and alone for striking against our benevolent masters!

The Tetatae have repaired broken Kearny-Fuchida drives without access to any Germanium, maintaining a fully functional network of communication devices with Lowtax's blessing will be child's play comparatively.

Edited by Vandal, 17 June 2012 - 09:20 PM.

[MechRaccoon]

What is this...Word of Lowtax, that you speak of?

[Chronojam]

MechRaccoon, on 17 June 2012 - 09:22 PM, said:

What is this...Word of Lowtax, that you speak of?

Bird, bird, bird. Bird is the Word.

[Hawkeye 72]

chronojam, on 17 June 2012 - 10:05 PM, said:

Bird, bird, bird. Bird is the Word.

[wanderer]

Vandal, on 17 June 2012 - 08:16 PM, said:

I also figure while we're at it we should petition the developers to update the faction information, the current chancellor of the Capellan Confederation is Great Lord Space Prince Of The Super Better Star Star League The Mittani, not some lady named Romano! I am starting to doubt their dedication to the Space Robot Canon.

That which is Canon belongs to Herb and His Cats.

You don't mess with those. That way lies nuclear fire and eternal suffering. I think he's OK with us taking over MWO on the down-low.

(Seriously. That man canonized an Urbanmech on the spot solely so he could nuke not only the game he was playing in, but three others as well because he didn't feel they were moving fast enough.)

[Sanction]

Frag comstar. AT&T from hell can die in a fire. The only thing they ever did in a useful manner was fight the clans off for a sec. None of which would have been needed, were they to have not kept all the manufacturing processes to lostech to themselves. Freakin cultists.

[shameless]

and The great blackness of the Inderdiction shall fall upon the unbelievers for daring to rise against Our Blessed Order.

[Odinn]

Annihilation of the infidel organization Comstar and separatist Blakist non-lowtaxian believers:

[rilianv]

you followers of the lowly lowtax can go fight comstar all you want.
I'm going to go follow the real lord: Chuck Norris.

[Magnificent Fartlord]

ahahah is it 2004 again????


daily reminder that this is what Comstar looks like: