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Posted 21 December 2013 - 01:53 AM

On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me,
An Atlas up a gum tree.

On the second day of Christmas
My true love sent to me,
Two pink locusts,
And an Atlas up a gum tree.

On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me,
Three Wolverines laughing,
Two pink locusts,
And an Atlas up a gum tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Four Thunderbolts cuddling,
Three Wolverines laughing
Two pink locusts
And an Atlas up a gum tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Five Catapults,
Four Thunderbolts cuddling,
Three Wolverines laughing,
Two pink locusts,
And an Atlas up a gum tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Six Ravens dancing,
Five Catapults,
Four Thunderbolts cuddling,
Three Wolverines laughing,
Two pink locusts,
And an Atlas up a gum tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Seven hunchback playing,
Six Ravens dancing,
Five Catapults,
Four Thunderbolts cuddling,
Three Wolverines laughing,
Two pink locusts,
And an Atlas up a gum tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eight hunchbacks digging,
Seven hunchback playing,
Six Ravens dancing,
Five Catapults,
Four Thunderbolts cuddling,
Three Wolverines laughing,
Two pink locusts,
And an Atlas up a gum tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Nine commando,s working,
Eight hunchbacks digging,
Seven hunchbacks playing,
Six Ravens dancing,
Five Catapults,
Four Thunderbolts cuddling,
Three Wolverines laughing,
Two pink locusts,
And an Atlas up a gum tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Ten Blackjacks leaping,
Nine commando,s working,
Eight hunchbacks digging,
Seven hunchback playing,
Six Ravens dancing,
Five Catapults,
Four Thunderbolts cuddling,
Three Wolverines laughing,
Two pink locusts,
And an Atlas up a gum tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eleven Clanners nagging,
Ten Blackjacks leaping,
Nine commando,s working,
Eight hunchbacks digging,
Seven hunchback playing,
Six Ravens dancing,
Five Catapults,
Four Thunderbolts cuddling,
Three Wolverines laughing,
Two pink locusts,
And an Atlas up a gum tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve Jesters prattling,
Eleven Clanners nagging,
Ten Blackjacks leaping,
Nine commando,s working,
Eight hunchbacks digging,
Seven hunchback playing,
Six Ravens dancing,
Five Catapults,
Four Thunderbolts cuddling,
Three Wolverines laughing,
Two pink locusts,
And an Atlas up a gum tree.

Edited by ShadowDarter, 21 December 2013 - 01:54 AM.






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