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[StompingOnTanks]

Smittiferous, on 11 January 2014 - 07:21 PM, said:

StompingOnTanks set an altitude and speed record for the Inner Sphere Aerial Jump Jet Chest Bump championship. The impact was so great it blew women's clothes off for a twenty kilometer radius, and sent the planetary defense force into high alert.

Smittiferous can juggle bowling balls in zero gravity.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock wishes he had a baby duck as a pet.

[Smitti]

StompingOnTanks once tried to solo a Steiner Scout Lance. In a Locust.

[StompingOnTanks]

Smittiferous, on 11 January 2014 - 09:59 PM, said:

StompingOnTanks once tried to solo a Steiner Scout Lance. In a Locust.

And succeeded.

Smittiferous dresses his Atlas in a mech-sized suit and tie before going into battle, like a sir.

The tie is usually festive in style, with brightly colored stripes, dots, swirly patterns, or stars on it.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 12 January 2014 - 06:11 AM.

[dal10]

Stomping on tanks wishes he could ride an onos into battle.

[PanzerMagier]

Dal10 owns a lostech cataphract with working cup holders.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock invented the combat maneuver "Skateboarding."

A mech gently places each foot on top of two tanks sitting side by side. The tanks then roll foward and all three units fire their weapons together in a barrage of laser and autocannon death.

[xCico]

Marack is a future lieder of Dog revolution also known as DOGS VS MECHS.

[dal10]

Marack is allergic to cats, thus he uses the servants instead of the masters.

[xCico]

Dal10 is a real superhero, he saved a fish from drowning!

[990Dreams]

Marack follows the jingle:

"1 Tequila
2 Tequila
3 Tequila
FLOOR"

[Smitti]

DavidSlightBreeze has a remote control CeilingMech that he uses to spy on Marack

[xCico]

Smittiferous smokes a tea bags when he is alone.

[Son of the Flood]

19cico96 is known in some circles as The Croatian Sensation. He has a robe and matching towel set that is monogrammed as such.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Marack has an uncle that manages a girl's pop singing group. His calling tag is "Howard the Drock."

[Sparks Murphey]

Prosperity Park will eventually have the first baseball field on Mars named after him... but due to a complex time paradox, he himself is named after the baseball field.

[Son of the Flood]

Sparks Murphey played lead cowbell (and provided backing vocals) for the band Men at Work.

[Domoneky]

Son of the Flood is in fact the Father of the Puddle

[Felicitatem Parco]

We once had a bachelor party for Marack Drock. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

[Domoneky]

Prosperity Park once skinned a unicorn attempting to retrieve bacon from its mystical hide. Instead it bled magical syrup which he tasted. He is now cursed to see Bacon but never taste it. The only way to lift he curse is to read the karma-sutra backwards on his head balancing a cup of water while a lady stripper rubs peanut butter into his belly button while singing I'm a little tea pot