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[StompingOnTanks]

Time Bandit stole half my weekend, that's why Saturday went by in a flash for me.

[IraqiWalker]

Stomping on Tanks is deathly afraid of 3 legged kittens.

[990Dreams]

IraqiWalker is a dog who has a diaper with wheels instead of hind-legs.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock is pretty dang good at archery, but only with adhesive, high-explosive-tipped arrows. Nobody knows why.

[Sparks Murphey]

StompingOnTanks defeated a Cyclops using only a sling. Not the type you throw rocks with, the type you get if you injure your arm.

[990Dreams]

Sparks Murphey's Cyclops is designed to actually make people freeze when they look at it. No one knows how.

[StompingOnTanks]

DavidHurricane used to own a Cyclops until he suffered a headshot right in the eye from the user named DioNiceUs, AKA Nobuddy.

I can't believe I remember that from mythology class.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 27 October 2014 - 11:40 AM.

[IraqiWalker]

StompingOnTanks, on 27 October 2014 - 11:40 AM, said:

DavidHurricane used to own a Cyclops until he suffered a headshot right in the eye from the user named DioNiceUs, AKA Nobuddy.

I can't believe I remember that from mythology class.

(He did tell him his name was Nemo, which meant "no one / no body")

Stomping on Tanks Uses Woolly mammoths for roller skates.

[Iqfish]

Iraqi Walker is spreading myths about bending Samsung Smartphones on the Internet because his inner i-Fanboy told him to

[Sizzles]

Iqfish's IQ hovers somewhere between Blowfish and Shark.

[Iqfish]

Sizzles likes to hurt the feelings of random people and has a 3D printed Guy fawkes mask on his wall

[Son of the Flood]

Iqfish is not bothered by insults as he is a cyborg from the future and is incapable of feeling. Although he cannot be harmed by mortal weapons, easy listening music will kill him instantly. This makes him hungry.....the closest thing he has to an emotion.

[Sizzles]

Son of the Flood is the Death Commando who prevented Iraqi Walker from winning the chess match against Sun-Tzu Liao.

[StompingOnTanks]

Sizzles is famous for "making it rain" in every club he goes to.

Except in his case it quite literally rains, but rather than raining rain, it rains Naval Autocannon shells from orbit fired by his space pirate ex-girlfriend. "She's hot and daring", Sizzles says, "but it was hard to see past the living room couch made of skulls."

[Sizzles]

Tanks prefers more of an "Isis Marik" type of woman.

Smart, attractive -rich- and rather tame. With the eventuality of being disowned by her "father."

Though he did try more of a "Natasha Kerensky" . . . Once.

He too, claims that he was lucky to escape with his life.

. . . And various other parts.

[TheSilken]

Sizzles is a member of the Alpha Legion *BLAM* NO SUCH LEGION DOES OR EVER HAS EXISTED! SEE YOUR LOCAL COMMISSAR FOR IMMEDIATE RECONDITIONING!

Edited by TheSilkenPimp, 27 October 2014 - 06:12 PM.

[Logan Hawke]

TheSilkenPimp has heretics in his family, including an uncle that turned into chaos spa-ohagodnofnoagnahg! *gurgle*

Edited by Logan Hawke, 27 October 2014 - 07:38 PM.

[Sparks Murphey]

It is said the spinward Periphery bandit-kings fear only one man, and that man... is not Logan Hawke. But Logan does know how to put you in touch with him, for a price.

[DYSEQTA]

On weekends Sparks Murphy likes to relax by taking his Shadow Hawk to the coast for a spot of boat stopping.

[Sizzles]

On some unnamed and uninhabited planet, in some unnamed and uninhabited system, Dyseqta attempted to summon the devil.

Under the instruction of Kali Liao, he used the blood of 666 virgins, and the same number of sacrificial goats, using the blood he made a pentagram, that was exactly 666 meters in diameter. In the center of this, he had a Urbanmech, that contained the Right arm of Morgan Kell, the left of Maximilian Liao, the heart of Hanse Davion, and the head of Stefan Amaris VII.

After speaking the words of summoning, backwards and in Latin, they waited.

The results were more horrible than anything anyone had could have predicted.

The Urbie had become sentient.

After speaking in some unknown and ear shattering tongue, the machine sprouted wings, and shot up into space.

After returning to civilization, Dyseqta had a brief stay in a padded cell, before escaping.

He is still at large.

Edited by Sizzles, 29 October 2014 - 10:05 PM.