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[Iothil]

Sometimes I forget what's it all about. Then I remember I have to make fun of other people. Shar is not much. Except everything else. Let that sink in and Chuck Norris about.

[StompingOnTanks]

lothil is writing a story about a young man who gains epic powers through running around in public in his underwear who uses his power to fight the evil underground energy cheerios.

It is not very loosely at all based on his real life childhood.

[Sizzles]

Stomping was once abducted by ponies.

[Mech42Ace]

Lordred, on 17 January 2015 - 02:11 PM, said:

Secretly at night Mech42Ace takes solace in the time he spent building the worlds first 1 to 1 scale Centurion out of discarded toothpicks..

Actually Lordred that sounds like a fun idea... Mwahaha challenge accepted.

Sizzles is afraid of melted ice cream.

Edited by Mech42Ace, 17 January 2015 - 09:29 PM.

[Nightmare1]

Mech42Ace takes things very literally. His idea of a Falcon Punch is to sock a Jade Falcon Clanner in the jaw!

[XphR]

Nightmare1 has a fully cognizant mecha but, its ability to communicate intelligence has been silenced by an inescapable existential logic loop.

[Keira RAVEN McKenna]

Xphr collects our bins by day, is a chessmaster and thespian by night

nightmare! prefers a donkey punch

[TheSilken]

Keira RAVEN McKenna was a proud MechWarrior with a distinguished career serving under a very competent Snow Raven Star Captain. However, as fate would have it, Keira's mentor would be slain in a Trial with a rival Clan over rights to a small Colony. With vengeance in her heart she set out with two Stars of Battlemchs to destroy the Jaguar who had grieved her so. Despite her perfectly executed tactics and well renowned sniping skills she failed to accomplish her task and was claimed as a bondsman by the very man who had killed all of her friends. She remains a bondsman to this day being forced into doing numerous vile acts for her bondsmaster.

Hope has abandoned her...

[Lordred]

Raven once had a crazy trip to solaris. The adaptation of which we commenly know as 'Fear and Loathing'.

[Sizzles]

For a short time, Lordred was part of a Canopian pleasure circus.

You should ask him about it next time you see him in the mess hall.

[StompingOnTanks]

Sizzles never told me what a Canopian pleasure circus was when I asked.

Now I have crazy dreams about it.

[Sparks Murphey]

Every night when he sleeps, StompingOnTanks is sedated to ensure he remains asleep, then is the unwilling (and unconscious) participant in an assortment of unusual stage performances, before being carefully returned to his bed.

[StompingOnTanks]

Sparks Murphey would know because he attends these performances every night, because I'm just that damn good.

[Lordred]

It was a mid Autem day when StompingOnTanks was first smitten with his dangerous, one sided love, but he hid the truth, and to this day, some say, you can hear his whimpers as he laments what could have been, between him and that one special cup of ultra spicy, mega-deluxe no refunds bowl of Ghost Heat Alarm noodles.

[Iothil]

Lordred is the one who knocks. He is also known as the one that doeth cleaneth ye dishes. He is also the main reason that people think calories are a rare breed of fey that sews your clothing tighter over night.

[StompingOnTanks]

Lothil can play Galaga, Pac-Man, Pole Position, and Dig Dug arcade machines all at the same time, one game for each limb. His current record is reaching Level 97 in all four games at the same time.

[TheSilken]

Level 1, however, proved too much for Stomping's skills

[Mech42Ace]

TheSilken, on 22 January 2015 - 05:43 PM, said:

Level 1, however, proved too much for Stomping's skills

TheSilken does not know how hard it is to beat level one in pacman

[Lordred]

Mech42Ace just so happens to be the man from Nantucket. The stories are are the multiple recounts of actual events.

[Scout Derek]

Lorded happens to be King George the 1st, having been buried in ice, rethawed at a unknown location, and is now playing Mechwarrior Online.