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[Nightmare1]

Marack Drock, on 03 March 2015 - 09:01 AM, said:

Nightmare1 worships the MineCraft dieties. They are Diamond, Gold, and Redstone. He prays every night that he will be gifted with their wisdom and devine intervention. He has yet to get it when falling in lava.

ROFL. What really makes this one funny for me is the fact that I neither like nor play Minecraft, lol.

Marack is the one who invented Minecraft. He is now living like a king from the royalties he collects off it.

[Mech42Ace]

Marack drock is notch.

[XphR]

Marack often forgets the one true deity that is La Zul Ilap Is due to a curse brought on from shoveling pigs and eating of their raw flesh.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock's milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

Sadly for him he's not into boys all that much.

Mech42Ace, on 03 March 2015 - 07:09 AM, said:

Actually in the 1990's fasa created a Japanese version of battletech (http://www.gearsonli...ies/battletech/) to appeal to the japanese crowd. Most of the mechs in the TRO were redesigns of the unseens, Ironically designed a few months after the unseen.
Instead of the American version of the mech (Walking tanks) they adopted the anime way of thinking (The mechs can do virtually anything a human can do.)

I actually prefer the Japanese approach to humanoid mecha. I don't like mecha that are weightless that fly and jet-skate everywhere literally all the time, but I see no reason why BattleTech's humanoid mecha aren't more versatile and maneuverable than the non-humanoid ones.

Otherwise it defeats the entire point of making them humanoid.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 03 March 2015 - 04:18 PM.

[BerserX]

StompingOnTanks thinks too hard!

[StompingOnTanks]

BeserX doesn't realize: you can't think too hard about BattleTech.

[BerserX]

StompingOnTanks almost thought too hard about Battletech once... -Once...

He has since been unable to replicate the thought process that led to that near-critical-mass moment, dismissing it as a result of a previously unskilled Mechwarrior mind.

[Iothil]

BerserX is actually not a single person but and army of people with breath taking anger management issues and self-identifying complex. They find it awesome and got used to each other. But now they are annoyed that they didn't think about a better name first. Like Legion. Or such.

[Time Bandit]

Iothil likes long walks on the beach with their significant other, which is usually a mannequin from JCPenny.

[Time Bandit]

Marack Drock, on 03 March 2015 - 05:53 PM, said:

Timebandit was in the movie Timebandits........ and it was horrible.

TAKE THAT BACK! THAT MOVIE WAS EPIC

Marack Drock thought Pacific Rim was supposed to have a plot outside of giant robots punching giant monsters.

[StompingOnTanks]

Time Bandit agrees with me that giant robots punching giant monsters is rather tolerable a plot simply because of the fact that true mech movies in the West are way too damn rare.

[Mech42Ace]

Marack drock is just jealous that he wasnt in time bandit.

[StompingOnTanks]

The real reason Marack Drock is so opposed to time travel, is because he is afraid someone will use it to bring back the Neanderthals and arm them with AK-47s, tanks and homemade bombs.

Oh wait. That's ISIS.

MARACK, YOU WERE RIGHT!

[Alaskan Nobody]

Marack is actually a vampire named Kcaram

Hayashi, on 02 March 2015 - 11:54 PM, said:

Shar plays medium mechs all the time to get shorter queue times on solo drops.

This is actually true

[Alaskan Nobody]

Marack knows that because he ripped the 2 MPL out to fit it.

No one knows what he ripped out for the 3rd crit slot though - since the engine still works

[Hayashi]

Shar Wolf bought a clan mech, but decided not to use it since it didn't allow him to increase the engine size.

[lashropa]

Hayashi dresses up as Gumby every Halloween.

[StompingOnTanks]

Iashropa thinks cheese is humanity's best defense against UFOs.

[XphR]

Stomping is a secret mecha pidgin option in Hatoful Boyfriend (opened by starting the game with a Mechwarrior Plus save file).

[BerserX]

Iothil, on 03 March 2015 - 05:45 PM, said:

BerserX is actually not a single person but and army of people with breath taking anger management issues and self-identifying complex. They find it awesome and got used to each other. But now they are annoyed that they didn't think about a better name first. Like Legion. Or such.

We- er, I am confused by this statement. Not sure whether or not to "like" it, but at least one of the collective likes it.



Marack Drock wishes he could dance disco like XphR.