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[StompingOnTanks]

XphR once modified a Desert Eagle to fire 120mm Armor-Piercing Fin Stabilized Sabot Discarding Autocannon shells.

The soldiers have decided that it's "not enough dakka" and want a 100 round extended magazine for it.

[MarineTech]

StompingOnTanks was once fined $10 by the city of Lansing for flushing mech coolant on the sidewalk.

[Hayashi]

Marack is actually the Russian bear that sang trolololol.

But revealing MarineTech first takes some of the pressure off him.

Edited by Hayashi, 07 March 2015 - 09:33 AM.

[Mad Dog Morgan]

Hayashi once attacked a room divider made of paper. It did not end well.

[Nightmare1]

Vaskadar knows the real answer to Schrodinger's cat paradox.

[BerserX]

Iothil, on 04 March 2015 - 03:14 PM, said:

Sorry if I overstepped the funny on this one, no insult intended.

Marack Drock won a Paintball match against a special unit. Only one survived to tell the tale.

Lol. Np. I was a bit confused by it.

Nightmare is still puzzled by Schrodinger's cat. He's not sure if it is really alive or dead, and believes PETA should get involved to help the poor kitty.

Edited by BerserX, 07 March 2015 - 07:32 PM.

[XphR]

As Watch Officer of the Brethren BerserX is even capable of hand setting atomic clocks though, he prefers winding springs and tuning quartz shavings.

[Iothil]

XphR is known for his mad tech-skills. He once knitted a few mechs out of tons of steel wool in order to prevent a planetary invasion of Luthien.

[BerserX]

Iothil, on 08 March 2015 - 04:48 AM, said:

XphR is known for his mad tech-skills. He once knitted a few mechs out of tons of steel wool in order to prevent a planetary invasion of Luthien.

It's posts like that that make me say, "Why didn't I think of that?" ROFL!



lothil later defeated XphR's army of steel wool-knitted mechs with nothing but a Lostech magnet and pair of tin snips. Too bad the invaders didn't have that stuff during the invasion of Luthien...

XphR, on 07 March 2015 - 11:45 PM, said:

As Watch Officer of the Brethren BerserX is even capable of hand setting atomic clocks though, he prefers winding springs and tuning quartz shavings.

BTW, I'm incorporating that post in my enjin website signature. Lol.

[MarineTech]

BerserX once, after years of labor, created a new mech polish that Chancellor Maximillian Liao remarked was "Nifty."

[XphR]

MarineTech has knowledge that points to Werthers Originals actually being knock offs. But also knowing that the true original purveyors have left this plain via dimensional sidestep, to a world previously devoid of sweets, he felt the situation was no harm no foul.

[BerserX]

MarineTech, on 08 March 2015 - 07:59 AM, said:

BerserX once, after years of labor, created a new mech polish that Chancellor Maximillian Liao remarked was "Nifty."

I humbly suggested a more descriptive word like "amazing," but he said "nifty" was sufficient...



XphR often confuses geometry and physics with the "Little House on the Prairie," as apparent by his mix-up of the word "plain" with the word "plane."

[MarineTech]

BeserX once lost an arm wrestling contest with Justin Xiang. BerserX was quoted as saying afterwards "Bionic arms are CHEATING" as he was led away by Liao Maskirovka agents.

[XphR]

MarineTech once used the seldom understood technology of LINOARD (The Laura Ingalls Nellie Oleson Aggregate Rational Domain) to traverse the Marianas Trench bare handed.

[MarineTech]

XphR was once hit by a tachyon in the spleen. He took no notice of the event except for a mild feeling of unease that lasted for 46 seconds.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech's favorite song is Jimmy Dean's "I Won't Go Huntin' With You Jake (But I'll Go Chasin' Wimmin)."




Interestingly enough, his favorite food is Jimmy Dean sausage.

[BerserX]

Nightmare made that up...

[StompingOnTanks]

BeserX is the only pilot ever who is better fighting while running backwards.

It's actually a potent psychological tool - while his Atlas runs backwards towards the enemy, all the enemy pilots assume he most be a ******* so they ignore him and focus on "more important" targets.

But every time, they realize too late that he's the most dangerous one!

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 09 March 2015 - 04:33 PM.

[MarineTech]

StompingOnTanks has the ability to post just before MarineTech, causing him to rewrite his witty responses.

Edited by MarineTech, 09 March 2015 - 04:36 PM.

[BerserX]

MarineTech is on to StompingOnTanks.

MarineTech has mastered the art of ninja-kicking Atlases in the face with his Commando. He runs an XL553.333, which causes him to move at "ludicrous speed." His tactic is to run off the edge of a cliff approximately Atlas head high, and turn sideways in midair, planting the side of his foot in the cockpit of the Atlas. The resulting impact kills the Atlas instantly... Unfortunately, he can only do it once since it destroys the kicker leg, and since legged speed is pretty much capped at 40KPH, he winds up hobbling around the rest of the match. There are no videos of him doing this, because he moves so fast his mech cannot be captured by video. All you ever see is the enemy Atlas falling over, and a Commando materializing next to it, legged.