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[Nathan Foxbane]

StompingOnTanks still hasn't found that truck load of vacuums in River City.

[StompingOnTanks]

Nathan Foxbane doesn't realize I've found his base and I'm standing outside in a Fafnir, with Gauss Rifles charging.

[PanzerMagier]

StompingOnTanks will always dream but never achieve his name in MWO.

[Smitti]

PanzerMagier got so sick of wolf-packing insectoid mechs tearing him to pieces, he fitted some smoke launchers to his mechs and re-purposed them to fire roach and flea bombs. Never again has he been bothered by a spider, flea, locust or cicada.

He realised however that Jenners and Commandos seem immune to the clouds of bug-killing mist, and quickly fitted a piezo igniter to each gas launcher.

The resulting fireball explosion sometimes launches him into low orbit.

Edited by Smittiferous, 24 January 2014 - 01:05 AM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Smittiferous sometimes pilots a heavily modified Atlas with an XL500 Engine, six Directional Jump Jets, and a golden "V" welded to its forehead which he uses to troll the "Hardcore" BT fanatics in-game.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock's American Indian name is "Sagging Basket".

[990Dreams]

StompingOnTanks stomped on my tank I was just piloting.

Curse you. I loved that tank .

[Nathan Foxbane]

DavidHurricane only loved his tank so much because he stole it... from Paul.

[990Dreams]

Nathan thinks I stole it from Paul, when I actually stole it from StompingOnTanks.

HAHA, you destroyed your own tank!

[CyclonerM]

DavidHurricane thinks this is World of Tanks.

[990Dreams]

CyclonerM doesn't know that there are Tanks in BT.

[Sparks Murphey]

DavidHurricane carries a piece of Foxite with him at all times, just in case PGI_Fox turns evil.

[Smitti]

Sparks Murphey is really just Murphy, the creator of that law...

GET 'IM!!

[StompingOnTanks]

Smittiferous's nickname with the ladies is MaxFurriest.

[Smitti]

Heh, oh the irony...

Stomping has such good balance and control he can tip-toe ANY mech for maximum sneakiness.

[StompingOnTanks]

Smittiferous is known for his ability to apply American football strategies to Chess and winning with them. He also glues American football helmets to all of his pieces before the game starts, and declares "TOUCHDOWN!!!" whenever one of his Pawns reaches the other side of the board.

Smittiferous, on 25 January 2014 - 06:05 AM, said:

Stomping has such good balance and control he can tip-toe ANY mech for maximum sneakiness.

Hey Clans - I'm in ur base, stealin ur Summoners.

[990Dreams]

StompingOnTanks owns more than 15 pounds of Uranium-235

NOTE TO THE FBI AGENTS READING THIS: IT IS A JOKE.

[StompingOnTanks]

DavidHurricane has a knack for making jokes that almost get his friends arrested.

(Just kidding, I have no suits and sunglasses agents at my door.)

[Nathan Foxbane]

StompingOnTanks is his own uncle's, half-brother's, step-sister's, adopted niece's cousin... twice removed.

[Smitti]

Drock never goes anywhere without his hessian bag full of granny smith apples, that he will regularly launch at people who wear odd socks, backwards caps, pants around their arses, or salmon-coloured shirts.

This is considered a public service.