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Make Up A Fun Fact About The Person Above You

Started by DrnkJawa, Dec 31 2013 07:32 AM

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#321 Alaskan Nobody

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 07:05 PM

Stomping failed to realize Dom failed to make up a fact about me

#322 Hexenhammer

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 07:22 PM

Shar Wolf's cat has a drinking problem.

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 07:36 PM

That isn't my cat... its yours :D
(wish I had a cat - cats are cool - to many family members are allergic though :()

#324 Sparks Murphey

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 07:58 PM

Marack Drock has Ph.Ds in Ice Engineering, Quantum Accounting, and Pre-Babylonian Acrylic Art, but insists that no one refer to him as a doctor since he never completed his medical degree.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:00 PM

Sparks Murphey started his career with a degree from ITT Technical Institute.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:22 PM

Marack Drock knows only two facts about Drocks... and they're both wrong.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 08:28 PM

Prosperity was once offered the chance to become a Space Marine.... by an Ork Warboss

#328 StompingOnTanks

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:04 PM

Shar Wolf's "Hitting On Female MechWarriors" success rate bar starts with "Ignored" and ends with "Schedule Dentist Appointment ASAP".

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:42 PM

Stomping is the reason my "Hitting on Female Mechwarrior" success rate is so low.

Never go to him for advice about ladies fellas - he will mess you up.

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 04:34 AM

Shar Wolf is insanely jealous of my lady-getting skills. :)

View PostShar Wolf, on 10 February 2014 - 09:42 PM, said:

Stomping is the reason my "Hitting on Female Mechwarrior" success rate is so low.

Never go to him for advice about ladies fellas - he will mess you up.


When approaching a female, be sure to crab walk towards her. Then ask her out using interpretive dance. If she calls the police, you have succeeded.

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 07:02 AM

Marack Drock won a silver medal in the Mech Olympics for throwing a Flea 700 meters away in a Shadow Hawk.

#332 Arnold J Rimmer

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 09:02 AM

Stomping won bronze for ten-Flea bowling in a Dragon.

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 09:29 AM

Arnold was one of the Fleas.

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 09:35 AM

David knows Arnold was a duck... not a Flea

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 09:38 AM

Shar wishes there was a duck Mech

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 09:44 AM

David knows what happened last time someone tried making a duck mech

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 09:56 AM

Shar breeds cats because contrary to popular belief, he hates dogs.

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 09:57 AM

View PostShar Wolf, on 11 February 2014 - 09:44 AM, said:

David knows what happened last time someone tried making a duck mech


Shar Wolf is an endagered species endemic to Alaska, who's habitat is threatened by climate change and Michael Bay movies.

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 10:18 AM

Redshift knows Stomping knows XphR knows Mr.Titan knows I don't hate dogs - they just need a bit of pepper :)

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 11:06 AM

Shar Wolf is afraid of fleas.
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