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#81 Mike Forst

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:06 PM

I don't have hope for any threads in this forum

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:07 PM

So why do you keep coming back?

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:08 PM

View PostSandpit, on 17 January 2014 - 03:04 PM, said:

You are all trolls and are single-handedly ruining the community. You should feel bad. Every rage post, rant, QQ, whine, groan, and complaint is your fault.

All the constructive ones are a direct result of my influence though :P


Lies and Slander.

I can be bad without your help! Wait...Constructive! YEAH! That's the word.

#84 Mike Forst

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:08 PM

Rule 4

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:11 PM

View PostMike Forst, on 17 January 2014 - 03:08 PM, said:

Rule 4



Can you have my stuff? Oh wait I'm doing this wrong. Let me rewrite my text. *Crashes his Raven into a couple cows*

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:11 PM

Every Page.


Every Day.

Edited by Bagheera, 17 January 2014 - 03:12 PM.


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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:40 PM

Every other page?

Every third day?

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:41 PM

View PostShar Wolf, on 17 January 2014 - 03:40 PM, said:

Every other page?

Every third day?

Sacrilege!

#89 Mike Forst

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 04:09 PM

Here's another new rule:
  • the Anders Post Evaluation Scale (A.P.E.S.) is only meant to be applied to Anders' posts. Do not try to apply it to your or anyone elses posting. Anyone attempting to do so accepts all responsibility.

    (1) A.P.E.S. is an experimental tool that is still undergoing development.
    (2) Anders may himself try to apply this tool but the results may not be valid.
    (3) Do not ask about what the Anders Post Evaluation Scale (A.P.E.S.) is, I am not allowed to discuss it
    (4) Attempts to discover what the Anders Post Evaluation Scale (A.P.E.S.) may be dealth with harshly. This is for your own good.
    (5) Anders himself is not allowed to know what the Anders Post Evaluation Scale (A.P.E.S.) is. Anyone discovering what it is and leaking it to him will also be dealt with harshly.
    (6) Failure to read the above and below subrules and understandingthem do not absolve you in the case you accidentally violate them.
    (7) This rule may be modified at any time at my discretion. If these rules are modified, I am not required to notify you of the change but you are still bound by it.
    (8) Seriously, don't break this rule. It could be bad for your health.
That is all.

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 04:12 PM

View PostMike Forst, on 17 January 2014 - 04:09 PM, said:

Here's another new rule:
  • the Anders Post Evaluation Scale (A.P.E.S.) is only meant to be applied to Anders' posts. Do not try to apply it to your or anyone elses posting. Anyone attempting to do so accepts all responsibility.


    (1) A.P.E.S. is an experimental tool that is still undergoing development.
    (2) Anders may himself try to apply this tool but the results may not be valid.
    (3) Do not ask about what the Anders Post Evaluation Scale (A.P.E.S.) is, I am not allowed to discuss it
    (4) Attempts to discover what the Anders Post Evaluation Scale (A.P.E.S.) may be dealth with harshly. This is for your own good.
    (5) Anders himself is not allowed to know what the Anders Post Evaluation Scale (A.P.E.S.) is. Anyone discovering what it is and leaking it to him will also be dealt with harshly.
    (6) Failure to read the above and below subrules and understandingthem do not absolve you in the case you accidentally violate them.
    (7) This rule may be modified at any time at my discretion. If these rules are modified, I am not required to notify you of the change but you are still bound by it.
    (8) Seriously, don't break this rule. It could be bad for your health.
That is all.


NOPE



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Posted 17 January 2014 - 04:12 PM

View PostMike Forst, on 17 January 2014 - 04:09 PM, said:

Here's another new rule:
  • the Anders Post Evaluation Scale (A.P.E.S.) is only meant to be applied to Anders' posts. Do not try to apply it to your or anyone elses posting. Anyone attempting to do so accepts all responsibility.


    (1) A.P.E.S. is an experimental tool that is still undergoing development.
    (2) Anders may himself try to apply this tool but the results may not be valid.
    (3) Do not ask about what the Anders Post Evaluation Scale (A.P.E.S.) is, I am not allowed to discuss it
    (4) Attempts to discover what the Anders Post Evaluation Scale (A.P.E.S.) may be dealth with harshly. This is for your own good.
    (5) Anders himself is not allowed to know what the Anders Post Evaluation Scale (A.P.E.S.) is. Anyone discovering what it is and leaking it to him will also be dealt with harshly.
    (6) Failure to read the above and below subrules and understandingthem do not absolve you in the case you accidentally violate them.
    (7) This rule may be modified at any time at my discretion. If these rules are modified, I am not required to notify you of the change but you are still bound by it.
    (8) Seriously, don't break this rule. It could be bad for your health.
That is all.



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#92 Mystere

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 08:29 PM

As usual, I am late to the party. In any case ...


View PostMike Forst, on 17 January 2014 - 11:41 AM, said:

please do not debate the merits of crab over lobster or vice versa. they are both filthy ocean floor crawlers and should be shunned


Who cares! I prefer escargot anyway.

(That's "snail" for people who know nothing else beyond English, especially Texans. :D :wub: :ph34r:)

View PostMike Forst, on 17 January 2014 - 11:41 AM, said:

do not post the unlucky number it is really unlucky and the incident it caused the last time it was posted was very hard to contain
covered and adopted. Thanks for reading.


Is that 1337? :unsure:

#93 Ter Ushaka

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 08:53 PM

C'mon you A.P.E.S., you wanna live forever?

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 12:41 AM

View PostTer Ushaka, on 17 January 2014 - 08:53 PM, said:

C'mon you A.P.E.S., you wanna live forever?

Is that another trick question?

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 06:59 AM

View PostEgomane, on 18 January 2014 - 12:41 AM, said:

Is that another trick question?


is this another bad egomane post

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 10:26 AM

View PostGreatBeer, on 18 January 2014 - 06:59 AM, said:


is this another bad egomane post



According to the chart, they all are.

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 10:27 AM

View PostEgomane, on 18 January 2014 - 12:41 AM, said:

Is that another trick question?

We've already discussed this. It's always a trap. Keep up Ego. Yeesh



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Posted 18 January 2014 - 12:26 PM

We trapped the traps so even when the trap isn't a trap it will still trap the trap for trapping you

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 02:23 PM

View PostShar Wolf, on 18 January 2014 - 12:26 PM, said:

We trapped the traps so even when the trap isn't a trap it will still trap the trap for trapping you

But this is conveniently a trap to trap trappers trying to trap and keep the trapped trapped



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Posted 19 January 2014 - 10:25 AM

View PostGreatBeer, on 18 January 2014 - 06:59 AM, said:


is this another bad egomane post


Legendary Bad Poster

Edited by Silent, 19 January 2014 - 10:26 AM.




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