You Know You're A Troll If...

DavidHurricane, on 20 January 2014 - 04:48 PM, said:

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~~If your username is Roadbeer ( )~~ - Cant do that
If you own more than 2 Mechs that can move at 120+ KPH - Easy.. CHECK
~~If you have said SQUAK more than 10 times in a single match.~~ -- Nah.. cant be bothered... I guess Im a lazy Troll
If you reply to every insult with "awwwwwwww thanks " -- Insult? I thought they were compliments
If you have corrected more than 5 posts on grammatical grounds. - Yup... do that every day to my own posts.
If you have the Roadbeer stamp of approval. -- Not sure what it looks like... dont want to know what bodypart the stamps are applied to.
If you have ever posted in K-Town. - Yup. rarely, but yup
If you are the reason a thread is in K-Town. - "A" thread? How about loads of threads including a few I started. Its more of a challenge to keep a troll thread out of K-Town until people finaly realise they are being trolled.
If you have been banned from posting. - Nope. A good troll only goes to a certain point and no further... that way you can keep on trolling without any forced pauses.
If you are recognized in some way for your rep in K-Town. - You can get a rep there? I thought it was a personalised padded cell only.
If you have fulfilled more than 10 of the items on this list. - Does that also include this point?
If you have made a list this long. - TL:DR
If you have ever liked your own post. - There was was never any soap and water close enough to my PCs to do that.
If you have ever said something totally unrelated to the topic at hand. - Nevar. Im keeping to this topic, because Bacon<Broccoli
Cake. - Is a lie... I ated it all away already
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If you have devised a way to annoy a specific person/set of people, "fer teh lolz." - You mean there are other ways of posting?
If you can sing the Troll Song. - Nah... too complicated
If you have the Troll Song bookmarked. - Oldschool trolls use the 10 Hour Rick Roll.
If you have ever posted the lyrics to the Troll Song. - What troll song?
If someone has ever cussed you in game. - Looooooads of times... but they were all compliments to my skills.
If someone has ever rage-quit after you trolled them. - Nope, but quite a few probably accidentally hit Alt with their noses and F4 with their foreheads while being too happy about being trolled.
If someone cussed you out and then rage quit. - Nope. never got cussed at. only complimented.
If you have the BBCode for the troll song embedded video on a text document just for posting. - I only know a different BBC.
If you can predict when a thread is going to Jettisoned/K-Town. - Easy... I troll in it.
If you read all of this so far. - Read what?
If you laugh at these because you remember when you did such and such and then blah blah... - I never laugh... laughing is forbidden and leads to the dark side. And teh dark side no longer has cookies because I was feeling a bit peckish after making the cake a lie.
When your location is dedicated to trolling. - Nah, cant be bothered with that.
When your sig is dedicated to trolling. - See above.
When you join a match and someone recognizes you and says something negative. - Yup. I get that a the whole time. I join and people will write GL & HF (Get Lost & have a Humungous Fart)
When you have learned another language so you can troll more efficiently. - Nope... but I know more swearwords than normal words in quite a few languages... does that count?
When you have spiky purple troll hair. -- No will do... no one should be able to recognize being trolled until it is too late.
When you get a TL;DR reply to your list of YKYATI. - TL:DR YYKYAATLITL