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[DaZur]

You know you're troll if...

Despite an almost Kryptonian repulsion to the color purple, you willingly don the offending hue to join in the fun and excitement that is almost exclusive to a particular unnamed house.



... It also might have been the bacon cake.

[Alaskan Nobody]

DaZur, on 13 February 2014 - 11:57 AM, said:

... It also might have been the bacon cake.

You know you are a troll if you remain Mercenary - DESPITE the Bacon Cake.

Sandpit, on 13 February 2014 - 11:22 AM, said:

Mega Blocks = Xbox = Robot Jox = Battle Tech = MWO

6 degrees of separation

You know you are a troll if you only believe there is 1 thing separating BT from the XBox.

[DaZur]

Shar Wolf, on 13 February 2014 - 12:12 PM, said:

You know you are a troll if you remain Mercenary - DESPITE the Bacon Cake.

Turn you we will...

[Sandpit]

Shar Wolf, on 13 February 2014 - 12:12 PM, said:

You know you are a troll if you remain Mercenary - DESPITE the Bacon Cake.


You know you are a troll if you only believe there is 1 thing separating BT from the XBox.

You know you're a troll if you know what Btech's relationship with Xbox is AND you liked it lol

[Felicitatem Parco]

You know you're a troll when you complain about MechAssault and say it misrepresented the spirit of Mechwarrior.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Prosperity Park, on 13 February 2014 - 07:38 PM, said:

You know you're a troll if you defend MechAssault and say it represented the spirit of Mechwarrior.

FTFY

Forgive me if I have issues with several core aspects of MA.

[Sandpit]

You know you'e a troll if you're dedicated enough to haves intnets in alaska

[StompingOnTanks]

You know you're a troll if you burned Shar Wolf. > A >

[DaZur]

Sandpit, on 14 February 2014 - 08:45 AM, said:

You know you'e a troll if you're dedicated enough to haves intnets in alaska

The Internet is no biggy... The 3000 watt Generac gas generator to keep his PC and internet running is the true sign of Alaskan Troll'ism...

If it runs on oil derived from a whale he gets extra points....

Edited by DaZur, 14 February 2014 - 10:18 AM.

[Alaskan Nobody]

You know you are a true troll if you really think Alaska is that far behind in technology

[DaZur]

Shar Wolf, on 14 February 2014 - 10:23 AM, said:

You know you are a true troll if you really think Alaska is that far behind in technology

You know your a Troll when you play MW:O while wearing Mukluks...



BTW... I hear tell the Marik duty-free shop is accepting even trade of Mukluks for genuine Marik branded purple Wolverine work boots.

Edited by DaZur, 14 February 2014 - 10:32 AM.

[Alaskan Nobody]

DaZur, on 14 February 2014 - 10:29 AM, said:

You know your a Troll when you play MW:O while wearing Mukluks...

I prefer Bunny Boots actually - or at least did before my sister came up with a latex allergy.


You know you are a troll if your first reaction to the word Bunny was fishnet tights though.

[StompingOnTanks]

You know you're a troll if you wear fishnet tights and your thighs bulge out of them. >_< No thanks...

[DaZur]

StompingOnTanks, on 14 February 2014 - 10:51 AM, said:

You know you're a troll if you wear fishnet tights and your thighs bulge out of them. >_< No thanks...

It's all about "knowing your limits"... Like knowing when to put your Lycra / Yoga pants down and go for the "I've given up" sweat pants.

Not that I would know...

Edited by DaZur, 14 February 2014 - 11:16 AM.

[Sandpit]

You know you're a troll is you don't accept free space bacon and join Marik
(*cough Shar cough**

[DaZur]

Sandpit, on 14 February 2014 - 01:37 PM, said:

You know you're a troll is you don't accept free space bacon and join Marik
(*cough Shar cough**

I got this.

Mr. Wolf... Please understand that while the time to escalate this particular impasse has yet presented itself. I and Sandpit have acquired a particularly set of skills useful in instances very similar to this one. Understand if you do not cooperate with us... we will find you and we will come to an "agreement" that you will have no choice in agreeing to the terms we present you with... with or without bacon.

You have been warned...

[Alaskan Nobody]

You know you are a troll if you can get the Space Bacon without needing to wear the purple bird.

I'm a Mercenary - you pay me well and I fight for and with you.
Just hope I am not recieving more lucrative offers - because while I will stick with you for the duration of my contract.... (I do have some honor you know)
Once the contract is up, it is all fair in love and war.

And there is so much war in Purple Bird Country.

Edited by Shar Wolf, 14 February 2014 - 02:43 PM.

[DaZur]

Shar Wolf, on 14 February 2014 - 02:35 PM, said:

You know you are a troll if you can get the Space Bacon without needing to wear the purple bird.

I'm a Mercenary - you pay me well and I fight for and with you.
Just hope I am not recieving more lucrative offers - because while I will stick with you for the duration of my contract.... (I do have some honor you know)
Once the contract is up, it is all fair in love and war.

And there is so much war in Purple Bird Country.

Hmmm... Clearly I underestimated your resilience...

We do have more than bacon.

[Alaskan Nobody]

DaZur, on 14 February 2014 - 02:51 PM, said:

Hmmm... Clearly I underestimated your resilience...

We do have more than bacon.

So do the Dragoons - or haven't you heard of the Black Widow?

[IcySpy]

You know you're a troll when you say "The Game" out loud.

DaZur, on 14 February 2014 - 02:51 PM, said:

Hmmm... Clearly I underestimated your resilience...

We do have more than bacon.

The "HoBo" balls in the background are attracting more attention than the girl for some reason.....
Why are there hobos in a gym?