So there are missile slots with 4 tubes... so get all the missiles!

Here's my lurmaphract, exclusively for the lulz:
CTF-2X
XL280, 2xLRM15(6t), 2xML, 1xAC10(4t), 1xTag, 10xDHS
I started with an UltraAC5 and 12DHS and spared 2tons for Artemis but you won't need it. And you won't overheat even with only 10DHs or at least I couldn't so far.
The joke is, you can compete with those 6xLRM5 trollpults firing those LRMs in chain (you'll get 4/4/4/3 two times if timed correctly).
Of course, losing lock is a problem and you'll waste ammo here and there.
If you strip some armor and ammo you could fit a PPC for that tag or at least a LL - together with the AC10 it would be a more serious approach.
Or go full troll and add an LBX instead for teh lulz
