Real talk. LRM Hunchback 4SPs can rain hate and discontent like a ************. The thing is, you can't
scoot and shoot so the other team will just ride that beam and pop you like a NVA SAM site. What you need to do is this:
Slap an xl275 in there.
Keep the four medium lasers
Throw on some double heatsinks. Like five of them.
Wait in line at the walmart and get you four or five tons of LRM.
Make sure your armor is near maxed and drop in an LRM20 but do it slowly and MAKE SURE that you follow this next step to the letter.
I know you are dying to
insert your huge long range 20 missile system in that waiting right torso
hardpoint but thats just what they're expecting. You're going to flip the script like an evening at a poetry slam and put that shit in the left torso. Unlike a
poetry slam, you'll actually have fun.
Now that you've successfully followed these steps to the letter, you're ready to start slot'n flops with accurate coordinated fire. Indirect fire can work on some maps but most of the time you're going to have to do it like the 333rd and provide judicial use of your direct fire capabilities while simultaneously overcoming racial bias. That last part is key because
everyone deserves the right to put LRMs in their left torso.
It's important that at this point you don't get careless because the other team will see you galavanting around and decide they aren't going to take it. Sticky situation, I know, but take heart from this very applicable and well worn adage: "Chingo Bling, the Tamale Man. Grill, with a hundred grand, bobblehead in hand, popo make me do the running man." In essence, you need to push it to the limit and try to exhaust your missiles before you lean too hard on those lasers, otherwise you will have to take flight or risk shutting down.
It is best to hit and fade like the Algerians of yore. What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold.