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I Have Finally Conceded To Meta, So Here Is My Ultimate Meta Build...... Quiver And Despair


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#21 KharnZor

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 10:35 PM

You're a funny ****** Bish

#22 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 10:55 PM

View PostKharnZor, on 11 February 2014 - 10:35 PM, said:

You're a funny ****** Bish

*bows*

When one views the world with open eyes, one has two choices: To laugh or to cry. I choose the former, but never forget the latter. We are all just memories in this cherry blossom world, so why waste that moment being bitter and angry over a video game?

#23 MERC Mournblade

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 11:05 PM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 11 February 2014 - 01:09 PM, said:

METABEAST

OH IT'S ON NOW!!!!!

Hmmmmmm.... Craig Steele is right, I did not sell enough to truly embrace Meta... allow me to fix that...
AcmeBrand TrueMeta

The new improved, ultimate meta mech!
Now upgraded to the true Meta endorsed AC5. Ammo is a little light by most standards, but hey, let's be real, if you are that concerned about epeen, you probably already have your Acme Aimbot Kittm.

Armor has been re-biased, because let's face it, as a proper poptart, it is simply inconceivable you will ever be flanked by a mobile, determined opponent!! Likewise, on a properly popped tart, your legs should never be exposed, so you need simply enough armor to avoid fall damage and the occasional splash hit from an Arty strike!

So act fast and order now!!! Operators are standing by!!!!!


:ph34r: Bishops be crazy!

#24 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 11 February 2014 - 11:14 PM

View PostMERC Mournblade, on 11 February 2014 - 11:05 PM, said:

:ph34r: Bishops be crazy!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
*that's a state secret!!!*

#25 627

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 01:34 AM

View PostDeathlike, on 11 February 2014 - 07:00 PM, said:

Oh boy... Bishop went full meta.

I'm not sure you want to go full meta.


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Edited by 627, 12 February 2014 - 01:37 AM.


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 03:32 AM

EMetaBER FEAR ME AND OBEY

Edited by Lt XKalibur, 12 February 2014 - 03:32 AM.


#27 Jay Z

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 04:46 AM

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#28 Shazarad

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 04:54 AM

Way to go Bishop! Tell those meta players what to do and how to think, because they will never do anything without being told by ProsTM first.

#29 orcrist86

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 05:34 AM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 11 February 2014 - 01:09 PM, said:

METABEAST

OH IT'S ON NOW!!!!!

Hmmmmmm.... Craig Steele is right, I did not sell enough to truly embrace Meta... allow me to fix that...
AcmeBrand TrueMeta

The new improved, ultimate meta mech!
Now upgraded to the true Meta endorsed AC5. Ammo is a little light by most standards, but hey, let's be real, if you are that concerned about epeen, you probably already have your Acme Aimbot Kittm.

Armor has been re-biased, because let's face it, as a proper poptart, it is simply inconceivable you will ever be flanked by a mobile, determined opponent!! Likewise, on a properly popped tart, your legs should never be exposed, so you need simply enough armor to avoid fall damage and the occasional splash hit from an Arty strike!

So act fast and order now!!! Operators are standing by!!!!!

We are all damned because of this
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#30 DEN_Ninja

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 05:54 AM

50% of the the time all the time i think that Bishop is just only a tad bit crazy. True his meta build proves that he is a perfectly sane being.

That being said. I SHALL BRING BACK THE OLD META

#31 The Silent Protagonist

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 06:02 AM

ROUND 2 - FIGHT! Meta-Fu

Edited by Lt XKalibur, 12 February 2014 - 06:02 AM.


#32 Craig Steele

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 06:03 AM

Don't pick on Bishop.

If he was joking he would have done it with a Spider :(

#33 The Silent Protagonist

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 06:11 AM

I do not fear the JAMeta

Edited by Lt XKalibur, 12 February 2014 - 06:11 AM.


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 06:29 AM

View PostTichorius Davion, on 12 February 2014 - 05:54 AM, said:

50% of the the time all the time i think that Bishop is just only a tad bit crazy.


Oh I think he is. I think that 10.000th post hit something up there, in this glibbery pudding between the ears. Not sure if good or bad, though...

:blink:

:(

Edited by 627, 12 February 2014 - 06:30 AM.


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Posted 12 February 2014 - 06:59 AM

When the Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, "Come and see!" Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a large sword.

Farewell, world. Verily, our end is upon us.

EDIT: stupid copy/paste

Edited by Rhaythe, 12 February 2014 - 06:59 AM.


#36 DEN_Ninja

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 07:08 AM

Meet your GOD meta builders

#37 Marmon Rzohr

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 07:12 AM

/trollthread

You sir made me laugh xD

#38 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:00 AM

View PostMarmon Rzohr, on 12 February 2014 - 07:12 AM, said:

/trollthread

You sir made me laugh xD

Laughter?!?!?!?!?

Then you are no serious gamer!!!!! Begone heretic!

*glad to see that unlike lsp, 99% of the forums gets it and can get a chuckle. Cheers!

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:02 AM

View PostTichorius Davion, on 12 February 2014 - 05:54 AM, said:

50% of the the time all the time i think that Bishop is just only a tad bit crazy. True his meta build proves that he is a perfectly sane being.

That being said. I SHALL BRING BACK THE OLD META

50% of the time, he's insane everytime.

#40 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:08 AM

View PostLt XKalibur, on 12 February 2014 - 03:32 AM, said:

EMetaBER FEAR ME AND OBEY



Pssh. Gauss is not Meta. You actually have to have some practice and skill. Everyone knows TrueMetatm is to find whatever is the most EZModetm weapon system and abuse it to death. Gauss is the UGGs of MWO, so 2 years ago!
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View PostJay Z, on 12 February 2014 - 04:46 AM, said:


see above as to why you are not ready, grasshopper!
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View PostTichorius Davion, on 12 February 2014 - 05:54 AM, said:

50% of the the time all the time i think that Bishop is just only a tad bit crazy. True his meta build proves that he is a perfectly sane being.

That being said. I SHALL BRING BACK THE OLD META

*sigh* Game Over........
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