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[RamsoPanzer]

So after analyzing the metagame for the last 6 months, i think i have the solution to all MWO problems:


Ill try to expose it:

Here is the research and my conclusion:



Interesting eh?, but that works only and only if:






taking into account all that, applying some basic maths:




and ending with a simple approximation in a graphic that you can make with any free math software:






I conclude that the only thing that the game needs is:




Bacon Armor

[Rebas Kradd]

HOW many chickens?

[WhiteRabbit]

the first thing you learn at any university....it doesn't really matter if you talk bullshit as long as it sounds intelligent (and pie charts make anything better).

btw: i'd say bacon armor would totally kill the game... better add some hotsauce-missles

[Evinthal]

RamsoPanzer, on 25 February 2014 - 03:14 PM, said:

Bacon Armor

For the last malfing time Ramso, STOP CALLING HARDENED ARMOR, "BACON ARMOR"

[RamsoPanzer]

I like ur signature evinthal haha xD

[Mechteric]

Planetside 2 gets bacon camo, why can't MWO have bacon camo????? Devs we demand ANSWERS!

[Sandpit]

Sorry, Marik isn't sharing it's bacon

[The Enigmatist]

Bacon is not for sharing - it's for eating!

[XtremWarrior]

Bacon is OP.
PGI, remove bacon from MWO or i'll quit playing!
Cheese also needs a buff.

[kesmai]

The real problem are the, obviously, malnourished players.
To help this problem I suggest an in game mechdonalds or a burgerkingcrab. (pizza cat or Kentucky fried raven would also suffice)

[CDLord HHGD]

So much for my goal of not skimming through threads and reading and taking them seriously....

[Madw0lf]

At first I was like

Then I was like

Then I was like

"If you cant dazzle em with details, baffle em with Bull poop"!

EDIT: Best suggestion thread Ive read in a looooong time!

Edited by Madw0lf, 26 February 2014 - 05:36 AM.

[Evinthal]

Madw0lf, on 26 February 2014 - 05:36 AM, said:

At first I was like

Then I was like

Then I was like

"If you cant dazzle em with details, baffle em with Bull poop"!

EDIT: Best suggestion thread Ive read in a looooong time!

I thought it was: "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle then with bullets"...

[RamsoPanzer]

I dont know why everyone is trolling my thread, i try to do something for the community and these guys dont take me seriously. Where are the moderators please? ban hammer?

[SaltBeef]

Bacon is the Gateway to Heaven and Bacon armor is the Armor of God. MMMMMMMM!! Sizzling Bacon!