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Parody of Katie Melua's "The Flood."
I have no talent or willpower to try and cobble something from my horribly scratchy voice. I invite anyone else to try and sing this out though; just don't forget who made up the lyrics when the followers come in on your Youtubes or whatever you put it up on okay? If the followers come in at least...

The mechs' are Not to Blame
Parody Lyrics by Tank Man
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Broken weapons become salvage; and I hope that mine won’t
Sometimes we’re thrown off the dropships
We thought that was the way back too;
But it was not, I
Know my mech’ can only function;
With my own input
But it could become a prison;
My life then will end and,
Go back to where I came from.
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Blame! Mechs’ are not to blame!
As bright as our lasers burn,
Here comes, our lance, again
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See the controls you hold onto,
Are they going to save you?
When the ground begins to rumble
As an Atlas rounds’ the be-end
There is no running now.
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Blame! Mechs’ are not to blame!
As loud as Autocannons roar,
Here comes, our lance, again
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Gun away;
The mechs’ that hold yours down
Your ride will be;
The one to free your doubts
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Don’t trust your eyes (Gun away…)
It’s too easy to believe them
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Know in your heart that
(the mechs’ that hold yours down)
You can survive the mission.
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Don’t trust your mind
(Your ride will be)
It’s not always listening
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Turn up the heat
(the one to free your doubts)
And ride your outer limits
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Don’t trust your eyes
(Blame, mechs’ are not to blame)
It’s too easy to believe them
(Like the scream of the…)
Know in your heart that you can survive the mission.
(LRM’s, here comes our lance again!)
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Blame! Mechs' are not to blame!
Like the thunder of the PPC;
Here comes our lance again…ooo ooo…