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Urbanmech Arrives On The Battlefield!


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#1 InnerSphereNews

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:00 PM

We're excited to announce the UrbanMech UM-R60! This little guy packs quite the little punch with 1 AC/10 and 1 Small Laser for popping off those Mechs you know are hiding in an urban area. With a top speed of 32.4 kph, you won't be expected to chase down those pesky Jenners. Finally!

The UrbanMech UM-R60 will be available from April 1st with a Premium Skin. This unique Mech is available to only the most loyal MechWarriors, including 2 variants and the additional Hero variant.

A new Hero Mech arrives on the battlefield! The UM-CUB "Urbie Curby" comes hot from the manufacturer with two rear mounted AC/20s for pummeling at close range. Grab a partner pilot to join the glory, this Mech has no need for an engine! Ask a lancemate to tow you around (Attach hitch with "E") or stay put at your base like a defensive turret.

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:01 PM

It has no ECM. I am appalled!

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:04 PM

I hate that this is a joke. I'd drop serious cash on this.

#4 Kilo 40

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:04 PM

shut up and take my money!

#5 Marack Drock the Unicorn Wizard

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:05 PM

Yay I got the target practice mech I was wanting. Christmas is early (or late).

#6 Todd Lightbringer

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:08 PM

If only it weren't an April Fools joke..... Sigh.... :)

#7 Tesunie

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:08 PM

Don't joke about the Urbie. If you added it in, I'd seriously own at least one. Might even be the first hero mech I'd be tempted to buy.

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:08 PM

Low blow. :)

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:09 PM

What if it is real and the April fools joke is that we think it is a joke so as to fool us into thinking it isn't there?

#10 Geist Null

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:11 PM

nice. I esp like that its so tiny in the pic with gold plating. :)

#11 Trez91

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:11 PM

Is this real?

I really want this to be real.

#12 S3dition

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:12 PM

WANT

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:12 PM

But here's the twist: It's in the store!!!!

Edit:
""This unique Mech is available to only the most loyal MechWarriors""
I like how they poked fun at their previous wording on the Clan page, which now reads "Available only to the most ambitious of Kerensky's followers,"

*tip hat to PGI*

Edited by MoonUnitBeta, 31 March 2014 - 08:17 PM.


#14 Hawk819

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:13 PM

This is Bull-sky! But really good Bull-sky! If not, then, I guess this `Mech is for real. If it isn't then I'm going to be highly upset.

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:14 PM

I'm not THAT fond of the urbanmech and I still wantz one.

Imagine a map where we can only field urbanmechs.........like little umpa-lumpas running around everywhere.

Edited by csmonkey, 31 March 2014 - 08:15 PM.


#16 Telecleez

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:15 PM

Any one else notice it has no armor?

#17 Kinski Orlawisch

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:16 PM

Nice joke. :)

#18 Stingray1234

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:17 PM

ah, April fools! and I seriously wanted it too though. ah well, gives us hope still yet, not like last year, what was it? think it was mega mech or something weighing 200 tons.

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:17 PM

See, you guys are joking, but I would totally throw down hard cash for this.

Release my Urbie, and you will get paid.

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:18 PM

Seriously, I'd go buy MC to buy every variant RIGHT NOW. I don't care whaylt its stats are.

I DO WANT

PGI, SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.





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