

#21
Posted 28 April 2014 - 10:39 AM
#22
Posted 28 April 2014 - 10:40 AM

Edited by Davers, 28 April 2014 - 10:41 AM.
#23
Posted 28 April 2014 - 10:45 AM
Onmyoudo, on 28 April 2014 - 06:02 AM, said:
Possibly. The FRR has a cool one too. Davians and Liao both have swords *yawn* and Steiner's looks like a sex toy. Marik's looks like something that was really cool in the 80's, but hasn't aged very well. Kind of like special effects in older movies.
#24
Posted 28 April 2014 - 11:14 AM
Azkar Almsivi, on 09 April 2012 - 06:05 PM, said:
Alas, or rather, ATLAS. House Steiner loves the Atlas. Do you love the Atlas? Then you belong in House Steiner. You don't like the Atlas? Son, you must be confused. The Atlas has many amazing features that other mechs in and out of it's class simply don't have. If you join House Steiner you could do extraordinary things!
Like Atlas running, Atlas blasting, Atlas flanking, Atlas ramming, Atlas suppression fire, Atlas charging, Atlas jogging, Atlas turning, Atlas aiming, Atlas winning.
Huh? Atlas winning? That's right, if you join House Steiner our rich classy people will stick you in an Atlas, a classy Atlas. You'll be so classy and rich you could get a huge tailor made top hat riveted on top of your Atlas. Other houses think you look silly? Mercs and Clanners calling you a *******? If you're in House Steiner they just lack refined taste, but you don't pick them up on it because you're a gentlemen.
That's right! Being in a House Steiner Atlas makes you a GENTLEMEN. You'll be so gentle women will tell you their problems, but won't complain when you fall asleep because you'll be in an ATLAS. Plus being in House Steiner means you will have MONEY, money to buy ladies THINGS. You'll have money for equipment, weapons and mechs. You won't need more mechs because you have an Atlas, a walking fortress. Your Atlas would be so impregnable and you would be so classy you'll be able to just waltz through the enemy.
"But Azkar! I love my current house and the House Steiner leadership sounds kind of dumb!"
We don't have swords in our emblems, we don't have animals or disturbing non-fist related imagery. We have a giant blue gauntlet, an armored fist. If you join House Steiner you will be gripping your fate in an armored fist, then showering that fate with money, showering it in Atlas'.
"But I like utility and love the feel of my current house/being free."
Well you don't seem to understand how versatile the Atlas is. It can easily perform the roles of scout, medium, heavy and assault.
"The Atlas is too slow!"
The tortoise beat the hare and then melted his pathetic, non-classy form with his lasers. How? That tortoise was actually an Atlas. Why was it an Atlas? The Atlas makes you WIN.
This ad may seem annoying, or just another badly organised plot by House Steiner.
But in reality we can feel you all out there. Men and women yearning for class, rank and money. Yearning for the might of the only mech worth your time. Join us brothers and sisters. Bolster House Steiner. Attend our tea parties. You belong here and together we can give the enemy what they deserve. A mighty good fisting.

#25
Posted 28 April 2014 - 11:47 AM

#26
Posted 28 April 2014 - 11:53 AM
BLOOD WOLF, on 28 April 2014 - 03:43 AM, said:
Clan wolf has always been top dog in my book. They hit hard and are strong. they have had many successful campagns. not only that Natasha Kerensky was such a respected warrior that even in her death, her mech was left where she fell. Who has made greater warriors? P.s NK is my favorite figure of battletech.
Clan Wolf then proceeded to fall apart into dissension and chaos caused by a lack of cohesion and family ties.
#27
Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:01 PM
#28
Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:04 PM
#29
Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:10 PM
Laugh at the space poor.
This is what being a mercenary means to me. The idea of not fighting for the highest bidder or tying myself and my corps to a single ideology seems silly. As a rule I want the option to take my pay and bail out when thing start to turn sour, There is no reason for a mercenary to ever fight for a losing cause, nor is there a reason I should ever turn down the highest bidder, regardless of who he is.
Honor, causes, and loyalties are fine and dandy until they put you in harms way or hold you back from a smart decisions because some other "right thing" pops up. That's a fools game and I want no part of it.
That said I'm not picky all that matter to me is the color and quantity of your money.
Edited by Agent of Change, 28 April 2014 - 12:12 PM.
#30
Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:10 PM
I hate Liaos. Dirty backstabbing Cappellans couldn't be trusted to keep their word even if you had a whole regiment to ensure their loyalty.
#31
Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:15 PM
#32
Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:17 PM
That Steiner ad is possibly the best and most hilarious ever.
#33
Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:27 PM

#34
Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:35 PM
Daekar, on 28 April 2014 - 12:10 PM, said:
I hate Liaos. Dirty backstabbing Cappellans couldn't be trusted to keep their word even if you had a whole regiment to ensure their loyalty.
You should read "Wolves on the Border." Might change your perspective on the relationship between "Backstabbing" and "Kuritans."
Edited by Ghost Badger, 28 April 2014 - 12:35 PM.
#36
Posted 28 April 2014 - 01:17 PM
Ghost Badger, on 28 April 2014 - 12:35 PM, said:
You should read "Wolves on the Border." Might change your perspective on the relationship between "Backstabbing" and "Kuritans."
Silence, dirty lone wolf peasant! You shall not slander the Combine, nor will your foul propaganda tarnish the Sword of the Dragon!
Uhhh yeah... that just popped out. Wolves on the Border is on my reading list, I'm getting through The Sword and the Dagger right now. For the record, I'm totally OK with backstabbing and other machinations of the most devious sort to fight back the Clans. Those techno-fanatics deserve anything they get!
#37
Posted 28 April 2014 - 01:34 PM
Gotta love the idea of bandits, raiders and pirates! (I think the Brethren need a mention here!)
But I'm also for the concept of the clans. The Mechs, meritocracy in the extreme and a little bit of genetic tweaking to round it all out. Their honor system is a very colourful (if questionably practical) addition.
The mix of "Clanner" and "Underworld" works great for me. The Dark Caste ticks both those boxes. The Dark Born, the unit providing for that niche got my vote hands down.
#38
Posted 28 April 2014 - 01:36 PM
Nova Cat though, they are awesome.
Definitely a common theme between them.
#39
Posted 28 April 2014 - 01:43 PM
WarHippy, on 28 April 2014 - 10:21 AM, said:
Don't be mad because you couldn't protect what you stole.
Triordinant, on 28 April 2014 - 12:15 PM, said:
And puppets for the WOBblies.
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