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#81 Kilo 40

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:39 PM

View PostDawnstealer, on 28 April 2014 - 10:00 AM, said:

"Everybody move to [map location that you KNOW is a bad idea]."

seconds later:

[Player] has been killed.

for the rest of the match:

Player: "N00B TEAM SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME BECAUSE I HAD A GREAT PLAN AND I'M WONDERFUL, ETC, ETC"

end of the match:

Player: 0 damage, 0 assists.



That cracks me up every time.

I keep waiting for someone to say " I yelled leroy jenkins and everything!"

#82 Levi Porphyrogenitus

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:43 PM

I should add the most famous last words of all:

"Oops."

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:44 PM

View PostRoadkill, on 28 April 2014 - 02:52 PM, said:

The thing is, whether or not I hit 'r' is completely irrelevant to the missile boat. All 'r' does is make the magic Dorito on his mini map change from hollow to filled in. If he'd hit 'r' himself, he could fill in the magic Dorito without my help.

THAT is why I'm convinced we're doomed when someone writes "hit 'r' for missile support!" Because they're completely clueless about how radar lock works, which means they just want to hide behind hills and file missiles from relative safety.




I love irony.

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:51 PM

Seeng more than one player on your team with numbers in their names (aka. Killer1337 or Madcat2003 [probably not real registered pilotnames... but didnt check first ;) ])

Seemingly usualy my last thought ingame... "Ill go back up that damaged light mech who seems to only have 1 other player fighting him over the other side of that ridge".

Edited by Rushin Roulette, 28 April 2014 - 09:52 PM.


#85 Levi Porphyrogenitus

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:53 PM

View PostRoadkill, on 28 April 2014 - 02:52 PM, said:

The thing is, whether or not I hit 'r' is completely irrelevant to the missile boat. All 'r' does is make the magic Dorito on his mini map change from hollow to filled in. If he'd hit 'r' himself, he could fill in the magic Dorito without my help.

THAT is why I'm convinced we're doomed when someone writes "hit 'r' for missile support!" Because they're completely clueless about how radar lock works, which means they just want to hide behind hills and file missiles from relative safety.

If someone says "You TAG 'em, I'll bag 'em" then I'm not (quite) as concerned. My use of TAG also (hopefully) communicates that I intend to hold the lock for the boat, so the boat saying this implies that he's going to actually cooperate with his spotter/tagger.

View PostDracol, on 28 April 2014 - 03:25 PM, said:

Just an FYI, if you personally do not have LOS to a target, you can only hit "r" if some one else has them targeted prior. If a scout has LOS but does not target a mech, no other mech on the team gets the target info. Might not have been the case you were referring too but... um, figured I'd post just in case.

That's why you'll hear mutliple "pings" from a scout when they find a force of mechs. They'll rapidly press R to get all the individual mechs to briefly appear so other players know there is more then one mech present.

View PostLynx7725, on 28 April 2014 - 06:46 PM, said:

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You know I facepalmed at this?

What "R" does is to change YOUR hollow triangle into a filled triangle -- and send ONLY the filled triangle to all your teammates. Your teammates don't see all your hollow triangles! They only see the filled triangle you targeted. Your LRM boat teammates, your quad AC fire support, all can't see your hollow triangles. How can they fill in what they can't see?


@Roadkill,

As Dracol and Lynx7725 said, that's totally not how targeting works. When you have LoS to a target that is inside your sensor range and detection angle, it gains a hollow red triangle. When a friendly has a mech in LoS, he and only he sees said hollow red triangle. As a missile boat trying to fire indirectly, the only targets you have are the ones actively selected by your spotters (the solid red triangle that signifies that an ally has the mech targeted). LRM carriers only see those empty red triangles if they themselves have LoS on the enemy, in which case the LRM carrier is at great risk, since LRMs generally lose to direct-fire FLD builds, especially ones that aren't driven by morons.

One of the things in this game that really gets me is when an LRM pilot asks for locks and someone on the team spitefully says that he's not going to target anything just to render the LRM carrier useless. It's self-defeating, petty, and worse than pointless. It loses the jerk who refuses to target things the opportunity to place his shots (you need to target things to see their damage info), it loses him credit (and the resulting c-bills and xp) for spotting, and it loses him a lot of helpful damage that could be the difference between a solid and profitable win and a low-payout loss.

If you ever are in a match where someone asks for people to target their enemies, then don't be that guy, go ahead and press "r." Even if you dislike LRM carriers, going ahead and selecting your targets so the LRMs can hit them is in your self-interest. If nothing else, it will help to end the match that much sooner so you can drop with a different team that doesn't include LRM carriers.

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 09:56 PM

"Stay out of the PUG Zapper"

Guarantees the team goes into the volcano on terra derpa and loses.

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 10:02 PM

View PostLevi Porphyrogenitus, on 28 April 2014 - 09:53 PM, said:


@Roadkill,

As Dracol and Lynx7725 said, that's totally not how targeting works. When you have LoS to a target that is inside your sensor range and detection angle, it gains a hollow red triangle. When a friendly has a mech in LoS, he and only he sees said hollow red triangle. As a missile boat trying to fire indirectly, the only targets you have are the ones actively selected by your spotters (the solid red triangle that signifies that an ally has the mech targeted). LRM carriers only see those empty red triangles if they themselves have LoS on the enemy, in which case the LRM carrier is at great risk, since LRMs generally lose to direct-fire FLD builds, especially ones that aren't driven by morons.

One of the things in this game that really gets me is when an LRM pilot asks for locks and someone on the team spitefully says that he's not going to target anything just to render the LRM carrier useless. It's self-defeating, petty, and worse than pointless. It loses the jerk who refuses to target things the opportunity to place his shots (you need to target things to see their damage info), it loses him credit (and the resulting c-bills and xp) for spotting, and it loses him a lot of helpful damage that could be the difference between a solid and profitable win and a low-payout loss.

If you ever are in a match where someone asks for people to target their enemies, then don't be that guy, go ahead and press "r." Even if you dislike LRM carriers, going ahead and selecting your targets so the LRMs can hit them is in your self-interest. If nothing else, it will help to end the match that much sooner so you can drop with a different team that doesn't include LRM carriers.

this +1000

Shame so many people are so short sighted, and more worried about their KDr than their W/L (after all, they can blame the TEAM for losing... as long as their stats are padded nice)

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 10:21 PM

View PostLauLiao, on 28 April 2014 - 12:19 PM, said:

"SQUAAAKKKK"


Haven't seen that in probably a year, to be honest.

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 10:41 PM

"I'm going to flank."

Half the team then goes on to follow this one guy, who might have a good idea at first, but ultimately ends up splitting the team in two and reaching the rear of the enemy after we've had our limbs removed from our bodies.

"Follow the Atlas!"

Everyone then proceeds to blob the nearest Atlas, cutting off all movement, then eating artillery. That, or nobody listens and leaves said Atlas in the dust. They seem all too happy to blame the Atlas when their team gets cut to pieces without ECM or heavy fire support. PUGs can be so inconsistent. ;)

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 10:42 PM

"sssssssssssdddddsswwdwwww"

Edited by Prosperity Park, 28 April 2014 - 10:43 PM.


#91 Karl Streiger

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 10:43 PM

When you read the Words in the chat
"Hussar, Hussar, Hussar"

take the time and see the beautiful sign - of a Stalker charging the line.... (i hate taking pop shots at >1200m - and i really wish i could dismount the AC 20 on my Misery for a 8t Lance)

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 10:45 PM

Usually, my famous last words are:

"Excuse me for my loadout, but I have ___ tons of Particle cannon on my [insert Medium Mech here]."

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 10:46 PM

1: Friendly trial.

2: Friendly Commander.

3: Enemy Commander.

4: Friendly trial.

Pubs in a nutshell.

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 11:04 PM

"So, how do I change Weapon groups?"

Signs of either a true new player or a troll.

And I agree with the scout LRM lock thing, happens to me all the time when I'm in one of my LRM carriers.

Just want a solid lock for more than .25 of a second so I can indirect fire my missiles, Surely it can't be that hard to hit the "R" botton.

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 11:16 PM

actually when no one says anything at the start of the match, I tend to worry.

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 11:24 PM

View Postnimdabew, on 28 April 2014 - 09:36 AM, said:

Push the saddle.


I find this funny because if people just sit at the bridge the entire time then it's usually a loss in my experience, and the enemy team practically never starts going towards you, so when it does happen you usually end up with a much better position than them.

Assuming you start on the side with the island anyways, if you mean pushing the saddle from the city side then yeah that's usually a poor idea actually.

Edited by Pjwned, 28 April 2014 - 11:26 PM.


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 01:27 AM

I always love seeing one of two messages:

1) "Where the f*&^ was everyone?"

Naturally, it's always a heavy or assault that goes running off alone, only to find themselves swarmed and torn apart.

2) "God what a crap team."

Always the first person to die. Bonus points if they spend the entire round ripping on the team, only for us to win with only one person dead.

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 01:54 AM

famous last words?
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Posted 29 April 2014 - 01:58 AM

After about 1-2 Minutes... "Where is the enemy?"

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 04:03 AM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 28 April 2014 - 02:32 PM, said:

sometimes they do, and aren't. But people playing hot potatoes with locks never helps, cuz you know, the more you help the LRMboats, the more they help you, back. I do love this pissing match that seems to be going between most LRMers and non-LRMers, though.


In my experience the LRM users that bring their own gear (and play intelligently) aren't the ones making this comment at the beginning of the match.

When "Hold Targets for Missile Support" comes up, it's usually followed by a "STOP CHANGING TARGETS! HOLD THE LOCKS!"

No. If I could hold the locks I would. I am not getting my @$$ blow to kingdom come by a lance of poptarting heavy / assault mechs because my ally is too lazy / inept to climb out of the ditch they're hiding in and support the rest of the team properly.





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