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G'day Garth, please to make your acquaintance!

[Glare]

Garth Erlam, on 17 November 2011 - 02:40 PM, said:

I am pro-Pony.

You'll do.

[Gravitas]

Hail Garth Elam. Welcome to the theater of war forums and good luck out here. Thanks for the forum attention so far, and hopefully there won't be too many things that incite the Banhammer.

While I may not ascribe wholly to the theory of pony, I am open to many tactics. That said...

[SquareSphere]

Awesome, nice to put a name to the offical liaison role

[Amarus Cameron]

Garth Erlam, on 17 November 2011 - 02:40 PM, said:

Computer - Online
Forums - Online
Banhammer - Online
All Systems Nominal
*Beep*

Hello MechWarrior Online forums! My name is Garth Erlam, and I am your MechWarrior Online Community Manager. What is a Community Manager, I hear none of you asking - well sirs and ladys, my job is to make sure the forums are civil, to speak with anyone disrupting said forums civility, and most importantly, reading and reporting your suggestions to the appropriate people.
Something I do want to make very clear, though, is that I am here to be the middleman between the Developers and You, the fans. We want your (well thought out, well written, expertly composed) ideas! We really do, I swear.
Now, to head off the inevitable questions about my MechWarrior/BattleTech background:

• First mech game: MechWarrior (followed very quickly by a good couple years of MechWarrior 2).
  
• Favourite Mech: Urbanmech (oh, to use? Clan - Nova; Inner Sphere - Uziel). I tend toward digitigrade, smaller mechs. I like to play a skirmish style - essentially I play my mechs like the TF2 Scout.
  
• I am currently playing: Skyrim, TF2, L4D2, MechWarrior 4, Counter-Strike, and Civilization V.
  
• My favourite music is heavy metal.
  
• I am pro-Pony.

If you have any (MechWarrior related) questions or comments, feel free to make them.



Cheers all.

You used the MW2 online...also, it has a summoner picture...could it be, another lover of the off center warrior!

*edit* I know that his favorite mechs must be wrong, that is ok, he wants to lull you all into a false sense of security.

Edited by Amarus Cameron, 18 November 2011 - 07:47 AM.

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Kyll Long, on 18 November 2011 - 05:05 AM, said:

No no no. House Davion is for classical music lovers. Everyone knows House Liao is where the Heavy Metal is.

Not entirely, hehe. Me likea dis Heavy Metal, too.

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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

With regards to House Liao, no truer words were ever spoken.

Gravitas, on 18 November 2011 - 07:08 AM, said:

...and hopefully there won't be too many things that incite the Banhammer.

Yes, now that I'm trying to keep a low profile, he should be able to wear that thing on his belt all the time, hehe.

Amarus Cameron, on 18 November 2011 - 07:45 AM, said:

I know that his favorite mechs must be wrong, that is ok, he wants to lull you all into a false sense of security.

I'm thinking the Hatchetman might be one, hehe.

[metro]

Kay Wolf, on 18 November 2011 - 08:07 AM, said:

Not entirely, hehe. Me likea dis Heavy Metal, too.

With regards to House Liao, no truer words were ever spoken.

So this means that you will work for Food??

[Qin]

Great to have you on board Garth,

Now please accept this House Davion complementary Flak Jacket. I do hope you have all your affairs in order.

[Garth Erlam]

Thank you, I accept graciously. /bows

Also I want to make it clear I cannot belong to any House (nor Clan, clever readers).

I do, however, accept bribes.

[Bansheedragon75]

I dont suppose you have a fast forward button somewhere to fast forward us all to the release day of the game so we do have to sit and wait so long?

[GargoyleKDR]

Garth Erlam, on 18 November 2011 - 09:20 AM, said:

Thank you, I accept graciously. /bows

Also I want to make it clear I cannot belong to any House (nor Clan, clever readers).

I do, however, accept bribes.

How does a mailing location in Blaine sound?

[Kaemon]

Welcome Garth, I look forward to your editing of my posts and stern warnings.

Feel free to keep the ponys out however, I am allergic.

[Steadfast]

Allways aim true, tread carefuly for there are monsters in the dark and beware of the boarduser in general it is a devious lot!

*runs away, arms swaying madly, screaming like a little one - and hides*

~S~
Daniel

[Dihm]

Hello Garth.

All this pony stuff makes me feel old. I must not be "hip" enough to "get it."

I don't know if I WANT to.

[Mal]

Garth Erlam, on 18 November 2011 - 09:20 AM, said:

Thank you, I accept graciously. /bows

Also I want to make it clear I cannot belong to any House (nor Clan, clever readers).

I do, however, accept bribes.

So... you're part of ComStar?

[Amarus Cameron]

GargoyleKDR, on 18 November 2011 - 09:23 AM, said:

How does a mailing location in Blaine sound?

Battle at the Border wrestling tournament!

[Sixpack]

I guess congratulations are in order for your new position:

My your reign of terror be long and productive while we cower in fear of your mighty ban hammer.





PS: Pony!

[RangerRob]

Mal, on 18 November 2011 - 10:42 AM, said:

So... you're part of ComStar?

In control of communications and the Banhammer...Yep. Comguard through and through.

[Red Beard]

TheRulesLawyer, on 17 November 2011 - 02:59 PM, said:

We need a leaderboard for who has the most reports!

Hehe...I would be at the top of said board, no contest. I have already had more Darth Erlam "moments" in his short time here than I would otherwise care to share with you all. Lets just say my grumpiness does not always place a smile on our pony loving hammer swingers face. I can, however, attest to being treated with the utmost respect.

[Red Beard]

BTW, Garth, do we get to know your 360 gamertag? Or would that fall under too much cohorting?