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Is It Me, Or Warhawk Is Too...sexy?!


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#1 Mekanïk Destruktïw Kommandöh

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 04:23 PM

I want to discuss Masakari in this topic.
Despite of my conclusions before test, I thought, that WarHawk as an nothing interesting but a lazerboat.
But in fact, I fell in love with this chassis!
It is enough agile for the assault, has solid amount of armor and up to 30 DHS allows you to carry any variety of energy-weapons you like.

But one thing still bothers me and gives me *****:

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Does anyone feels the same?

Edited by Mekanïk Destruktïw Kommandöh, 15 June 2014 - 06:56 PM.


#2 Armored Yokai

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 04:35 PM

Thor wins the sexy contest

#3 darkchylde

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 04:36 PM

i found its butt shake to be um..distracting.

#4 ThatOneEdgyGuy

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 04:41 PM

View Postdarkchylde, on 15 June 2014 - 04:36 PM, said:

i found its butt shake to be um..distracting.

Atlas's booty has more attitude.

#5 Serpieri

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 04:43 PM

Mech Porn !!!

#6 Koniving

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 04:45 PM

If we changed the missile pod from a vertical one to a horizontal one, or mounted it on the side as a vertical pod, then I'd be agreeing with you on the sexiness.

View Postdarkchylde, on 15 June 2014 - 04:36 PM, said:

i found its butt shake to be um..distracting.

View PostThatOneEdgyGuy, on 15 June 2014 - 04:41 PM, said:

Atlas's booty has more attitude.


I found the Warhawk's buttshake to be more genuinely feminine. Pelvis tilts left and right like a real girl's backside. The Atlas? It's just trying to impersonate. But if you mixed the two and give it a feminine chassis... o.o;
Rawr.

#7 Corbenik

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 04:46 PM

View PostThatOneEdgyGuy, on 15 June 2014 - 04:41 PM, said:

Atlas's booty has more attitude.

Atlas Elephant butt D:

#8 Serpieri

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 04:48 PM

View PostCorbenik, on 15 June 2014 - 04:46 PM, said:

Atlas Elephant butt D:


Some people like junk in the trunk.

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 04:51 PM

Atlas butt at the beginning.
Complete with fitting "Oh yeah." First 2 minutes.


#10 Carrioncrows

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 04:52 PM

Thor is a Butterface

Sexy from the Back, sweet from the side...."But her face".........lol

#11 Caesar Lop

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 04:59 PM

View Postdarkchylde, on 15 June 2014 - 04:36 PM, said:

i found its butt shake to be um..distracting.

Inb4 the Warhawk becomes the Mech of choice for trap Mechwarriors everywhere. o.o

#12 darkchylde

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 05:03 PM

View PostCaesar Lop, on 15 June 2014 - 04:59 PM, said:

Inb4 the Warhawk becomes the Mech of choice for trap Mechwarriors everywhere. o.o


I bet a lot of them will be using 3PV.

#13 Toadkillerdog

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 05:24 PM

View PostArmored Yokai, on 15 June 2014 - 04:35 PM, said:

Thor wins the sexy contest

until my stalker has its fishnet leggings...

#14 LordKnightFandragon

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 06:42 PM

I think the Warhawk is sexy to. Just a beast looking mech.

Summoner looks cool with a GR on it's one arm. PPC on one, longer barrel GR on the other.

Summoner and Timby look just wrong in any config but the normal one. No missile launcher Timby? Yikes....

#15 El Bandito

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 07:02 PM

View PostLordKnightFandragon, on 15 June 2014 - 06:42 PM, said:

I think the Warhawk is sexy to. Just a beast looking mech. Summoner looks cool with a GR on it's one arm. PPC on one, longer barrel GR on the other. Summoner and Timby look just wrong in any config but the normal one. No missile launcher Timby? Yikes....


People remove the launchers and imagine it as a Marauder to fulfill their fantasy.

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 07:37 PM

View PostEl Bandito, on 15 June 2014 - 07:02 PM, said:


People remove the launchers and imagine it as a Marauder to fulfill their fantasy.



Timberwolf? You gotta put a big tube on it's head and then it would better resemble a Marauder.

But yeah, Harmony Gold needs to die in afire and let PGI use the models for the Whammy, Marauder, Archer...what else do they think they have loot rights to? I suppose HG will be the reason we dont get the Mad Dog? Cuz it resembles some derpy Macross contraption? Besides, what even is Macross, or w/e those mechs resemble?

Edited by LordKnightFandragon, 15 June 2014 - 07:37 PM.


#17 darkchylde

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 07:42 PM

View PostLordKnightFandragon, on 15 June 2014 - 07:37 PM, said:



Timberwolf? You gotta put a big tube on it's head and then it would better resemble a Marauder.

But yeah, Harmony Gold needs to die in afire and let PGI use the models for the Whammy, Marauder, Archer...what else do they think they have loot rights to? I suppose HG will be the reason we dont get the Mad Dog? Cuz it resembles some derpy Macross contraption? Besides, what even is Macross, or w/e those mechs resemble?


Is Harmony Gold actually doing anything with them?

#18 Kassatsu

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 07:44 PM

View Postdarkchylde, on 15 June 2014 - 07:42 PM, said:


Is Harmony Gold actually doing anything with them?


They're doing the same thing any good holding company does with copyrights: Sit on them.

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 07:45 PM

View Postdarkchylde, on 15 June 2014 - 07:42 PM, said:


Is Harmony Gold actually doing anything with them?


They're waiting for someone to use them so they can sue them.

#20 darkchylde

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Posted 15 June 2014 - 07:46 PM

View Postdarkkterror, on 15 June 2014 - 07:45 PM, said:


They're waiting for someone to use them so they can sue them.


Sad Panda - would love to see the Anime redone or even a video game on it.





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