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#21 Mech42Ace

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Posted 25 January 2015 - 11:47 PM

View PostMarack Drock, on 25 January 2015 - 08:02 PM, said:

SHOTS FIRED!

Here' one:
What tastes good when boiled and served with butter? KING CRAB!

Mmmmm who wants lobster bisque? :P
Good to see this thread going again

#22 TripleEhBeef

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 06:08 PM

Someone needs to make a Succession Wars version of "If World War One Was a Bar Fight".

#23 Mech42Ace

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 09:35 PM

View PostTripleEhBeef, on 27 January 2015 - 06:08 PM, said:

Someone needs to make a Succession Wars version of "If World War One Was a Bar Fight".

Started working on that now, be back later

#24 YaKillinMeSmalls

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Posted 29 January 2015 - 01:48 AM

You might be a Capellan if...you've ever wondered how good your 'mech's loadout would work for crowd control.

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 04:06 PM

This thread has been neglected for far too long, so...

Your mama's so fat, if she was on a starship and the jump drive failed, they could give her a sandwich and create a singularity.


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Edited by Liquid Leopard, 27 April 2017 - 04:06 PM.






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