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[BourbonFaucet]

"How to fly as Spiderman robot?"

"Where's the ammo?"

"How do I reload?"

"What's with the wifi logos?" (enemy narc'd)

"What's with the eye over your mech?" (we have ECM cover)

I've seen these before. All funny. :3

[Flatfoot]

My favorite is "stupid noob dont waste your laser ammo" yes he was serious. He then chastised the entire team with a profanity heavy rant. After he was the first to die.




My take is simple. People like that should have to carry a tree with them, to replenish the oxygen there stealing from the rest of us.

[Valkyrie Brynhildr]

RickySpanish, on 25 June 2014 - 05:35 AM, said:

"I'm a proud member of Clan <insert noob academy here>"

I hope that's not a shot at one of my introductions in a match. Honnouji Academy is not a "noob" academy. Its a reference to Kill La Kill.

[Lupin]

"This game is pay to win"

[Shae Starfyre]

I accidently my mech.

[FupDup]

"Plan?"

"LRM boat here, please hold locks."

[Willard Phule]

Valkyrie Brynhildr, on 25 June 2014 - 07:49 AM, said:

I hope that's not a shot at one of my introductions in a match. Honnouji Academy is not a "noob" academy. Its a reference to Kill La Kill.

He may have been referring to the well known Noob academies such as:

-Derplamore Military Academy ( Lyran Commonwealth)
-The Noobelring ( Fedreated Suns)
-The Suck Wang Academy (Draconis Combine)
- N.A.I.S [Noobs Are Incredibly Stupid] (Federated Suns)
-The Suckhara Academy (Federated Suns)

There are more, of course, but those are the staples.

[DAYLEET]

My own newb quote that i still use "where the f... is everyone?" Your teammate will drop pretty quick once contacgt has been made.

Davegt27, on 25 June 2014 - 02:24 AM, said:

• How about we go left

I got tired of saying that, rarely anyone listen, MWO is mostly lemming blindly following in a line counterclockwise. It makes mwo brainless, ull get used to it, turn your brain off and just follow everyone... Almost everytime we went the other way we win in a big epic way.

Your best bet now is to play conquest and get your lance to move with you, always talk to your lance and youll be surprised how often you get people who want to play the game as a team and win. Assault and Skirmish is braindead land, i still queue for skirmish because only conquest takes a long time to get in.

Edited by DAYLEET, 25 June 2014 - 10:33 AM.

[Willard Phule]

....and a brand new one, just happened moments ago.....

"I put on AMS....why am I still getting hit with missiles?"

[GreyGriffin]

There are so many legitimate newbie questions in here. I am sad that my team has unskilled pilots on it, sure, but I am not mad at the newbie. This game has no tutorial, and the UI elements are an absolute cipher to people who haven't used much of the equipment in question (ECM, TAG, Narc, or even LRMs).

There need to be way, way more learning tools.

[Zolaz]

What do you mean I dont want to fight that guy on the I9 hill?

I just bought my first Awesome!

Why you shoot the leg off my Locust?
-- Because you were belly to belly on him, I did try and shoot between your legs.

What are the Clams?

[AwfulCob]

"How did 4 mechs get more kills than 8!? You guys suck"

4 guys took off to who knows where at the beginning of a match. The other slower 8 were overtaken and dug in, heavily damaging some enemies. The heavily damaged enemies then caught up with the 4 and some of the orange/red core ones died. The 4 then proceeded to blame the rest of the team for the loss.

[Davegt27]

"I wish you wouldn't fire into my dead mech" ha ha

[Davegt27]

[color=#222222]I see bad guys --- [/color]

[color=#222222]Ah I caught you over here hiding (I then get pounded into the ground) ha ha[/color]

[Dracol]

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[Kiiyor]

"Plan?"