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[Toko5000]

What is your best MWO themed pickup line? Post your best thought.

Examples include:
"Girl, you make me feel like I just did an alpha strike with no heat sinks"
"My override is always on with you"
"Did you just crit me? Because my center torso just exploded"
"When I'm with you I feel safer than under ECM coverage with triple overloaded AMS"

Cupid/Toko5000

[Alistair Winter]

"I'm sorry I alpha-striked you from behind so early in the match."

Am I doing it right?

[Lyoto Machida]

Alistair Winter, on 11 July 2014 - 01:31 PM, said:

"I'm sorry I alpha-striked you from behind so early in the match."

Am I doing it right?

"Next time, I'll go the whole 15 minutes."

[johntherussian]

Guuuuurl, Im'ma core your rear torso.

[Warblood]

"..Hey baby, wanna come back to my place an see my AC20 .."

"..Why don't you come back to my mechbays an we can fool around with my cockpit.."

"..I noticed you from across the room an I just wanted to let you know your giving me an ER-Large *wink* .."

Edited by Warblood, 11 July 2014 - 02:44 PM.

[Biglead]

"I'm going to stick my AC/20 so far up your Gyro that you're left hip actuator is going to tremble until you overheat and shutdown while blaring your Warhorn, because there are no hit registration issues here baby, so Host state rewind that rear torso back to me".






And that's how I ended up sleeping on the couch last night.

[Warblood]

Quote

"I'm going to stick my AC/20 so far up your Gyro that you're left hip actuator is going to tremble until you overheat and shutdown while blaring your Warhorn, because there are no hit registration issues here baby, so Host state rewind that rear torso back to me".

omg omg omg... best MWO post EVER!!!!

[Lyoto Machida]

Biglead, on 11 July 2014 - 01:48 PM, said:

"I'm going to stick my AC/20 so far up your Gyro that you're left hip actuator is going to tremble until you overheat and shutdown while blaring your Warhorn, because there are no hit registration issues here baby, so Host state rewind that rear torso back to me".






And that's how I ended up sleeping on the couch last night.

/thread

[WarHippy]

Biglead, on 11 July 2014 - 01:48 PM, said:

"I'm going to stick my AC/20 so far up your Gyro that you're left hip actuator is going to tremble until you overheat and shutdown while blaring your Warhorn, because there are no hit registration issues here baby, so Host state rewind that rear torso back to me".






And that's how I ended up sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife sounds like a real Firestarter in need of some coolant.

[johntherussian]

Don't worry, I got a CLAN ER Large Laser. It's got a longer burn time.

[Strum Wealh]

So... go over to the Meme Thread and pick out all of Hayashi's "Horny Samus" posts?

[Marvyn Dodgers]

Off topic it is

Edited by Marvyn Dodgers, 11 July 2014 - 05:56 PM.

[A banana in the tailpipe]

...You've always said you wanted to live on an Island some where together."

[StompingOnTanks]

"Hey, I hope I'm not being rude, but are you a Dragon pilot? 'Cuz your CT has an awesome profile."

Warblood, on 11 July 2014 - 01:44 PM, said:

"..Hey baby, wanna come back to my place an see my AC20 .."

AC/20s have really short barrels.

[Heeden]

Baby, I'm gonna rock you like a pre-impulse nerf quad AC-2 dakkaphract.

StompingOnTanks, on 11 July 2014 - 06:05 PM, said:

AC/20s have really short barrels.

Girth.

[Hex Pallett]

Biglead, on 11 July 2014 - 01:48 PM, said:

"I'm going to stick my AC/20 so far up your Gyro that you're left hip actuator is going to tremble until you overheat and shutdown while blaring your Warhorn, because there are no hit registration issues here baby, so Host state rewind that rear torso back to me".

This is practically impossible to beat, but I'm gonna try....

"Hey, I've got a few terabytes of evolutionary info in my HyperPulse Generator ready to launch... will you open up your comm-channel for me?"

===
also,

StompingOnTanks, on 11 July 2014 - 06:05 PM, said:

AC/20s have really short barrels.

but the diameter, however...

Edited by Helmstif, 11 July 2014 - 07:28 PM.

[DAYLEET]

Are you an experimental model baby because you sure are special aww yeah.

[Cryptic Gamer]

Hey 'Pretty Baby', I hear you go 'Commando'. Don't worry about your 'Crit Slot', I've got a 'Protector' for my 'Yen-Lo-Wang'. But I aint got time for 'Huginn' as 'Misery' expects me home soon.


Next Day...........


Wow, you really are a dirty little 'Firestarter', I was fine yesterday but now it Burns when I 'PPC'

[Toko5000]

*wipes tear from eye*

You guys have made me proud

[Tustle]

RIGHT! I'll give this a go! Um...

"My 'mechs have waded through storms of explosive warheads raining molten death from the sky. Fought against other 'mechs with fifty, perhaps even more tons than my own. I've forced my Centurion to stand, armor ragged and torn of it's Autocannon so long as there was just one chance of the mission to succeed. Handled the firing triggers of weapons rated to burn hotter than solar plasma. And yet, the only time I have a critical 'reactor failure' and meltdown is when I'm around you..."

...wait I forgot the innuendo. Curses. Try again...

"Are you in a C1-Catapult? Cause' baby, you've got racks that knocked me out a thousand meters away!"

"I like your coolant vest sweetheart, but it'll look even better on my cockpit's floor!"

"Wanna see my PPC?"

Now cue the bish-slap! Or confused look.

Edited by Tank Man, 11 July 2014 - 11:58 PM.