Edit: We are also accepting 2v2 dual requests! Add either of us and shoot us a challenge.
Edit: If we hit 10 viewers Table will sing William Hung!
Edit: Official DWO (Drunk Warrior Online) rules..
I am the Table, on 23 July 2014 - 06:44 PM, said:
------- At the beginning of every match, a drink is to be had for what weight class is chosen. The following is to be followed:
LIGHT = 1 Drink
MEDIUM = 2 Drinks
HEAVY = 3 Drinks
ASSAULT = 4 Drinks
For the rest:
--- Every 150 Damage = 1 drink. Round up, when necessary, when you feel like it
--- Every kill = 1 drink. Watcher drinks as it happens and we drink them at end. Unless you want to wait for the end also, just makes a more potent alpha strike!
--- Every assist = 1/2 drink. 9 assists? 4 1/2 drinks.
--- Every component = 1/2 drink. ^^ See above.
--- Every 5 Spotting Assists = 1 drink. Round up. 13? 3 drinks.
--- On the fly overheat = as long as overheating, a drink is to be drinken. drunken? oh wait...
--- 'Finesse' Point = Something cool that happens and is worthy of a drink!
FINAL CONDITIONS!
--- A win! The viewer gets to drink! Because its fun to win!
--- A loss!? We the players drink, as to better ourselves for the next match.
--- If we survive! The viewer drinks! No need to deal with spectating!
--- If we die! We take a drink, again, as to better ourselves for next match!
And those are the stipulations, follow along with a lot of drinks and a pencil if you need help with the math!
------ Enjoy keeping up! If you can!!!
Edit:
Due to our redaction, and the creation of our mercenary unit thread dealing with our Twitch stream in the Faction Merc Corps forum, I am officially re-purposing this topic. In order to avoid duplicate threads, the title has been changed and is merely a play on "Tales from the Crypt," but feel free to discuss what you will. The direction of what is discussed here, if anything, is questionable at best. Do not worry though, Table and I will do what we can to keep this place current and interesting!
Edited by t Khrist, 08 August 2014 - 07:10 PM.