

The Noisy Cricket 2: I'm Hotter Than You
#1
Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:21 PM
Well, I decided to run the joke into the ground to train myself with video editing.
It is my professional assessment that this mech is tournament viable and changes everything. Finally, we know what stopped the clans.
Q&A:
Q. Are you unironically a terrible person for playing this in real matches
A. Yes.
#2
Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:36 PM
#3
Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:36 PM
Jenner with 3 PPCs...
Welcome to the Old Meta. Life's hotter here, and everything smells like bacon.
#4
Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:37 PM
#5
Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:38 PM
#6
Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:43 PM
CycKath, on 22 July 2014 - 08:37 PM, said:
One time I got off the double-blast on a Daishi and cored it before exploding at a trillion degrees centigrade.
But I turned out not to have been recording it.
I tried to recreate the scenario and film it this time, on the next Daishi I saw. I missed it entirely, twice. I then hurled myself, kermit-flailing, off my own balcony in shame.
Edited by GG Unit, 22 July 2014 - 08:44 PM.
#7
Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:45 PM
#8
Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:45 PM
#9
Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:48 PM
#11
Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:13 PM

#12
Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:14 PM
Sephlock, on 22 July 2014 - 09:09 PM, said:
Something like fire 2, fire 2, Coolshot, fire 2, wait.... alpha all eight ERPPCs into a shutdown?
Wait 4 seconds, hit power-up, power-up for a split second, alpha all eight ERPPCs again and manually shut-down again.
With luck, the severe random damage you take during the split-second you are powered-up for the 2nd full alpha strike won't kill you, and you'll have a chance to power-up for a THIRD alpha strike!
#13
Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:15 PM
Sephlock, on 22 July 2014 - 09:09 PM, said:
I doubt it could net you another shot. The heat penalty on 8 ER PPC's is an insane amount: 231 points!
#14
Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:22 PM
ProtoformX, on 22 July 2014 - 09:15 PM, said:
For C-ERPPCs it's in the 400s I think. I can actually mount 9 C-ERPPCs in a Daishi. My problem is not having enough heatsinks to handle 2 being fired at a time.
#15
Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:26 PM
IraqiWalker, on 22 July 2014 - 09:22 PM, said:
Working as intended.
GG Unit, on 22 July 2014 - 08:21 PM, said:
A. Yes.
On the contrary, you're wonderful. As a fan of ballistic weapons, there is nothing I like more than a speedster that will hold still.
#16
Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:30 PM
IraqiWalker, on 22 July 2014 - 09:22 PM, said:
Dude, if you are contemplating mounting 9 CERPPCs on ONE chassis, you're not thinking to fire only 2 at a time.
9 at a go, dude. Noisy Cricket III.
#17
Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:38 PM
Sephlock, on 22 July 2014 - 09:26 PM, said:
I agree.
Lynx7725, on 22 July 2014 - 09:30 PM, said:
9 at a go, dude. Noisy Cricket III.
I might just succumb and do that.
#19
Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:47 PM
#20
Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:48 PM

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