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The Noisy Cricket 2: I'm Hotter Than You


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#1 GG Unit

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:21 PM

Remember Noisy Cricket? AKA, this video:



Well, I decided to run the joke into the ground to train myself with video editing.



It is my professional assessment that this mech is tournament viable and changes everything. Finally, we know what stopped the clans.

Q&A:

Q. Are you unironically a terrible person for playing this in real matches

A. Yes.

#2 IraqiWalker

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:36 PM

This is hilarious. I remember the first day that the BLR chassis was released, we tried the 7ERPPC build, that was just magnificent.

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:36 PM

Hunchback 4G with 5 PPCs. (3 in Hunch, 1 in each arm)....

Jenner with 3 PPCs...

Welcome to the Old Meta. Life's hotter here, and everything smells like bacon.

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:37 PM

Definitely agree, 8 ER-PPCs will mess up even a Daishi's day and worthwhile trade for ones life.

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:38 PM

ggclose.

#6 GG Unit

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:43 PM

View PostCycKath, on 22 July 2014 - 08:37 PM, said:

Definitely agree, 8 ER-PPCs will mess up even a Daishi's day and worthwhile trade for ones life.


One time I got off the double-blast on a Daishi and cored it before exploding at a trillion degrees centigrade.

But I turned out not to have been recording it.

I tried to recreate the scenario and film it this time, on the next Daishi I saw. I missed it entirely, twice. I then hurled myself, kermit-flailing, off my own balcony in shame.

Edited by GG Unit, 22 July 2014 - 08:44 PM.


#7 EgoSlayer

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:45 PM

All it's lacking is Jump Jets...

#8 Scrawny Cowboy

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:45 PM

Spicy stuff :Q

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:48 PM

ROFLOL.

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:09 PM

View PostCycKath, on 22 July 2014 - 08:37 PM, said:

Definitely agree, 8 ER-PPCs will mess up even a Daishi's day and worthwhile trade for ones life.

How pronounced are the effects of cool shot when compared to the heat generated? Could you get yourself an additional alpha?

#11 ProtoformX

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:13 PM

ZOMG; OVERRIDE DOUBLE-KILL ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!!

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:14 PM

View PostSephlock, on 22 July 2014 - 09:09 PM, said:

How pronounced are the effects of cool shot when compared to the heat generated? Could you get yourself an additional alpha?


Something like fire 2, fire 2, Coolshot, fire 2, wait.... alpha all eight ERPPCs into a shutdown?

Wait 4 seconds, hit power-up, power-up for a split second, alpha all eight ERPPCs again and manually shut-down again.

With luck, the severe random damage you take during the split-second you are powered-up for the 2nd full alpha strike won't kill you, and you'll have a chance to power-up for a THIRD alpha strike!

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:15 PM

View PostSephlock, on 22 July 2014 - 09:09 PM, said:

How pronounced are the effects of cool shot when compared to the heat generated? Could you get yourself an additional alpha?

I doubt it could net you another shot. The heat penalty on 8 ER PPC's is an insane amount: 231 points!

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:22 PM

View PostProtoformX, on 22 July 2014 - 09:15 PM, said:

I doubt it could net you another shot. The heat penalty on 8 ER PPC's is an insane amount: 231 points!

For C-ERPPCs it's in the 400s I think. I can actually mount 9 C-ERPPCs in a Daishi. My problem is not having enough heatsinks to handle 2 being fired at a time.

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:26 PM

View PostIraqiWalker, on 22 July 2014 - 09:22 PM, said:

For C-ERPPCs it's in the 400s I think. I can actually mount 9 C-ERPPCs in a Daishi. My problem is not having enough heatsinks to handle 2 being fired at a time.

Working as intended.

View PostGG Unit, on 22 July 2014 - 08:21 PM, said:

Q. Are you unironically a terrible person for playing this in real matches

A. Yes.


On the contrary, you're wonderful. As a fan of ballistic weapons, there is nothing I like more than a speedster that will hold still.



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Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:30 PM

View PostIraqiWalker, on 22 July 2014 - 09:22 PM, said:

For C-ERPPCs it's in the 400s I think. I can actually mount 9 C-ERPPCs in a Daishi. My problem is not having enough heatsinks to handle 2 being fired at a time.

Dude, if you are contemplating mounting 9 CERPPCs on ONE chassis, you're not thinking to fire only 2 at a time.

9 at a go, dude. Noisy Cricket III.

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:38 PM

View PostSephlock, on 22 July 2014 - 09:26 PM, said:

Working as intended.

I agree.

View PostLynx7725, on 22 July 2014 - 09:30 PM, said:

Dude, if you are contemplating mounting 9 CERPPCs on ONE chassis, you're not thinking to fire only 2 at a time.

9 at a go, dude. Noisy Cricket III.

I might just succumb and do that.

#18 GG Unit

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:41 PM

View PostLynx7725, on 22 July 2014 - 09:30 PM, said:

9 at a go, dude. Noisy Cricket III.


You've found out my long game.

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:47 PM

Good times

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:48 PM

Heh, highly tempted to do a macro that would hit the override button, broadcast on the ALL channel "Wave Motion Gun, FIRING!" and then pull the trigger on all 9 CERPPCs... :P





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