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[Sal Trebov]

I've seen these on the other House pages, so I figured I'd start one. The following is a list of goofy and/or weird stuff that all of us, from all over the League, have all agreed we're not going to do on the field of battle:
































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I love this faction.

[FirestormRMA]

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Like what ? no legging ? B-)~


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[Adridos]

By no means you can agree with people around you.

[Gun Bear]

What we are allowed to do:

Keep on Rocking in the Free World's!

[ShoveI]

I am no longer allowed to pilot an awesome, jenner, javelin, assassin, hunchback, catapult, warhammer...come to think of it I think all the mechs except the urbanmech and banshee 3e during inter Marik drops. Oh wait, nope, they included urbie too. damn...

[Vincent J Magnum]

Poor Shovel................who told you that? LOL

[ShoveI]

Think it came about during a dwarf fiasco on aol. Ah, the memories....lol.

[CheezeDoodle]

Stare at the scars on the Captain General's face during meetings and then give him the "you got something on your chin" gesture when he is speaking.

Make fun of your "sophisticated" cousins from Regulus about the way they pronounce Oriente

Insist on wearing your underwear that matches the purple of the standard issue cooling jackets and the soft duty caps with the big Marik Eagle on them when going out with your friends barhopping on Andurien.

Telling Word of Blake knock knock jokes to the acolytes at the HPS on Gibson while waiting for the precentor to confirm a back dated transmission.

Tell everyone your new "What do you get when you cross a Marik with a Liao?" joke. (A dead Fox and the Chaos March)

Edited by CheezeDoodle, 23 May 2012 - 11:01 PM.

[Kifferson von doober]

Anyone checked out what the other houses can't do? ya know so we can laugh at them X)

[Vincent J Magnum]

CheezeDoodle, on 23 May 2012 - 11:00 PM, said:

Make fun of your "sophisticated" cousins from Regulus about the way they pronounce Oriente

Hey now I resemble that remark LOL. Im probably the only Regulan that could care less how its pronounced LOL

[Gun Bear]

Say anything nice about the Anduriens

[Vincent J Magnum]

LOL Bear some of my good friends are from Andurien

[Paladyne]

*is a staunch member of DoA *cough* *cough*

okay here is a few things you cannot do as a marik,

Let Shovel have tactical command.

Let Pala ever drive an urbie, (poor ******* thinks it is an atlas)

Listen to your higher ranking officers, (this is FWL just because they are higher ranking does not make them superior, just means they did not retire and let the ones with brains take over, Besides we do our best work when we are debating and arguing)

Confuse any heavy mech with a Black Knight.

FWL cannot outgun Steiner, not like it is hard to out think them.

Do not try to out tech Davion, their shiny toys will fall to our overwhelming Large Lasers, then we can out tech and out produce them.

The standard issue coffee pot is not to be turned into a still. (just ask your crew chief he likely has a better tasting supply anyway, that fell off of some freighter)

Your are not to use a cooling vest to make popsicles, (we all know it is for adult beverages)

Your radar is not for cooking your dinner. (that is what the thermal vents are for)

and last but not least, FWL is not to use your standard issue laser pistol for sculpting. (your vibro Blade is much better for that!)

[ShoveI]

Paladyne, on 28 May 2012 - 07:19 AM, said:

Let Shovel have tactical command.

lol, I can't count the number of times I've said "Don't follow me" or "I'm gonna follow this pug atlas" when asked what we should do.

on topic, i'm not allowed to say we are offering bacon wrapped cookies for recruitment purposes anymore.

[Aym]

Sal Trebov, on 23 May 2012 - 08:13 AM, said:

I've seen these on the other House pages, so I figured I'd start one. The following is a list of goofy and/or weird stuff that all of us, from all over the League, have all agreed we're not going to do on the field of battle:
































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I love this faction.

Ahahaha, silly other factions and their "restrictions."

[LoPanShui]

In the FWL you are not allowed to be relevant to any current events.

[Stingr4y]

LoPanShui, on 27 June 2014 - 08:27 AM, said:

In the FWL you are not allowed to be relevant to any current events.

.......other than being the first successor state to be formed in the Inner Sphere as well as provide almost all the industry for military material for the Clan invasion......oh and beat down the clans later in the invasion when the other houses did not......yeah, pretty insignificant compared to the romance stories of Katrina Steiner.

Edited by Stingr4y, 27 June 2014 - 09:09 AM.

[RapidFire7]

In FLW, you must not give away the Secret Bacon Recipe.

[Vanguard319]

you are not allowed to have a prosthetic limb of any kind.

[StarRay]

We're not allowed to actually make decisions. Well, at least, not without way more bureaucracy than necessary.