Just wanted to start a thread for people to share their DERP moments for a good laugh.
I recently made a tremendously stupid mistake, and aggressively attacked a Direwolf head-on when I saw that he was missing his left shoulder. I didn't even bother looking at the weapon read-out, just the paper doll outline. I saw that he was missing a shoulder, figured he was missing half of his firepower, and dove in at him in my HBK to secure the kill. Turns out it was an asymmetrical build with weapons on the right side.
So.... I suppose I can interpret pictures but I am illiterate.