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1> Put on the blinders. After losing a match do not, I repeat do not, try and analyze what you might have done wrong. Instead put your efforts into figuring out how the other team cheated or screwed you. Fixate on this and when you have it figured out go to step 2. If you cannot think of how they screwed you just pick either ECM, Lurms, or Clan Mechs. Remember, you lost because the game is broken, not due to lack of skill.
2> Take the cause of your defeat and either:
a. Insert it into a clever title such as "Does anyone enjoy playing <insert cheat> online?"
b. Insert it into a title such as "<Insert cheat> needs a nerf."
Go to 3.
3> Go into detail about how you got screwed in the match. If you can't remember don't worry as details are secondary to the passion you use to describe how you got cheated. At all costs avoid the use of facts, because facts can and will be disputed. Raw anger and ignorance have no counter, use this to your advantage. And do not offer trade-offs, your opening position is that X needs to be nerfed hard or removed from the game. Go to step 4.
4> Remain oblivious to posts that discredit your ideas and like all the ones that support you.
And by no means should you ever check your stats on the profile page. Remember, this is not about you, but what people have done to you. It's not your fault.
Edited by Ted Wayz, 01 October 2014 - 05:26 PM.
