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#1 Ted Wayz

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Posted 01 October 2014 - 05:26 PM

I see many players struggling to write their whine posts. By following these steps you can create an effective whine post.

1> Put on the blinders. After losing a match do not, I repeat do not, try and analyze what you might have done wrong. Instead put your efforts into figuring out how the other team cheated or screwed you. Fixate on this and when you have it figured out go to step 2. If you cannot think of how they screwed you just pick either ECM, Lurms, or Clan Mechs. Remember, you lost because the game is broken, not due to lack of skill.

2> Take the cause of your defeat and either:
a. Insert it into a clever title such as "Does anyone enjoy playing <insert cheat> online?"
b. Insert it into a title such as "<Insert cheat> needs a nerf."
Go to 3.

3> Go into detail about how you got screwed in the match. If you can't remember don't worry as details are secondary to the passion you use to describe how you got cheated. At all costs avoid the use of facts, because facts can and will be disputed. Raw anger and ignorance have no counter, use this to your advantage. And do not offer trade-offs, your opening position is that X needs to be nerfed hard or removed from the game. Go to step 4.

4> Remain oblivious to posts that discredit your ideas and like all the ones that support you.

And by no means should you ever check your stats on the profile page. Remember, this is not about you, but what people have done to you. It's not your fault.

Edited by Ted Wayz, 01 October 2014 - 05:26 PM.


#2 Monkey Lover

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Posted 01 October 2014 - 05:29 PM

Only thing worse than a whine post is people whining about them.

#3 Deathlike

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Posted 01 October 2014 - 05:43 PM

On the way to K-town...

#4 Kilo 40

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Posted 01 October 2014 - 05:47 PM

View PostMonkey Lover, on 01 October 2014 - 05:29 PM, said:

Only thing worse than a whine post is people whining about them.


Or the posts whining about those who whine about whine posts.

#5 CocoaJin

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Posted 01 October 2014 - 05:52 PM

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#6 Kjudoon

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Posted 01 October 2014 - 05:56 PM

And weeeeee're OFF to post in K-TOWWWWNNN...

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#7 MarineTech

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Posted 02 October 2014 - 02:05 AM

View PostTed Wayz, on 01 October 2014 - 05:26 PM, said:



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#8 990Dreams

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Posted 02 October 2014 - 08:34 AM

I'm liking my own post just to match the level of troll this thread trolls about trolls trolling the troll's troll's troll.

#9 Mike Forst

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Posted 03 October 2014 - 07:51 PM

I didn't read this thread



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