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[Majorfatboy]

STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP!
You there! Yes, YOU!

Assault mechs got You (pinned) down?

Are Firestarters habitually crawling up Your pooper and performing unrequested laser surgery on Your roids?

Do all those Wangs make you feel "inadequate"?

Is "The elo" holding You down?

Underhive got You crying tears of blood?

Then have I got the cure for You:
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE



That's right, folks. Just strap this baby on and take Your sweet, sweet revenge upon the field. Just don't forget to accessorize with these fine items for way the **** to much just a few cbills more:
-Advanced Seismic
-Radar Deprevation
-L5 Small pulse laser range
-L5 Small pulse laser cooldown

But don't just take My word for it. Me and My baby here have been having so many lols at the expense of balanced gameplay others, that I decided to record a few rounds.
The following isn't even the best this thing's done, but I can't be bothered to put together a greatest hits vid, so **** it:
(Video's 1080, I suggest going to YT and watching it full res / screen)



Have YOU ever wanted to walk right up to a direwolf and just saw that mother in half?
Would YOU like to chase an LRM platform into the open?
Are YOU the kind of sick **** who likes to flail about in front of a stalker and his buds, while stripping Him down to a stick, then run off to grab a capture point?
Are YOU brain damaged enough to run head-on into an AC20 Hunchie like the honey badger itself?

EMBRACE. THE.
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!

[levitas]

Isn't this just an inferior firestarter A?

[Majorfatboy]

You dare question the cheese?!?

Besides, this has more armor, and can give pursuit of a firestarter for several seconds on a standard engine, 117 kph, baby.
That, and if You're interested in the light cheese class, go look at light mech builds. This is for medium-class cheese.

MEDIUM CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE THRONE

[Inflatable Fish]

it's still worse than the FS9-A at the same kind of job, standard engine or not.

[juxstapo]

Nope. A Blackjack is worse than nothing.

[Macksheen]

This will be what I run on the 1X.

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...7a460c9eda1c842

Who doesn't love the BJ?

[Tastian]

The BJ1X is one of my favorite mechs right now. This is how I roll:

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...22a202b3f18451f

[Inflatable Fish]

juxstapo, on 04 December 2014 - 06:24 PM, said:

Nope. A Blackjack is worse than nothing.

don't get me wrong, I'm as much a Blackjack fan as the next fella, but putting 8 SPL on a 45-ton mech and calling it a "cheeseboat" just sounds like a big waste of potential.

Macksheen, on 04 December 2014 - 06:27 PM, said:

This will be what I run on the 1X.

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...7a460c9eda1c842

Who doesn't love the BJ?

BJ-1X not better?

[Macksheen]

Inflatable Fish, on 05 December 2014 - 06:56 AM, said:

don't get me wrong, I'm as much a Blackjack fan as the next fella, but putting 8 SPL on a 45-ton mech and calling it a "cheeseboat" just sounds like a big waste of potential.



BJ-1X not better?

I may have a love affair with SPLs.

If I were to run something w/ a bigger engine, I'd put the FF on and an extra heat sink (you have room)

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...31bc122b073bff5

[Saint H8oraide of the Wine]

This Build is OP, PLEASE NERF CHEESE.
Also, when i got a spare 5 minutes i'm going to build this thing just because it looks hilarious.

[TripleEhBeef]

Ran a 9 SPL Hunchback for a bit. I imagine the principle is more or less the same.

[xeromynd]

If you want to play with Big Boy Lasers, try out 3x LPL on the BJ-1X (with them quirks) it's fun, and does something the FS9 can't

[Jorunn]

Tastian, on 04 December 2014 - 07:28 PM, said:

The BJ1X is one of my favorite mechs right now. This is how I roll:

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...22a202b3f18451f

Watching this video of Sir Hitman dealing out crazy damage with that ML build makes me want one. The SPLs are just too short range for me in such a light mech, I'm too used to Assaults and just trying to get better with Heavies. The ML quirks on the BJ-1X make them nearly equivalent of MPLs trading 1 DMG for better range.

[Johny Rocket]

Who doesn't love a BJ? and cheese goes with everything.

The only problem I have with this build is the lack of at least 1 long range weapon. Nothing worse than a juicy fatty showing you their backside at 500-600m and well nothing because you can't hit that.

Inflatable Fish, on 04 December 2014 - 12:21 PM, said:

it's still worse than the FS9-A at the same kind of job, standard engine or not.

FS9 got the nerf bat, want to revist the discussion.