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#1 valt901

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Posted 09 December 2014 - 06:05 PM

Man have you seen the swing on that sexy beast. She has more sway in her ass than Pamela Anderson. .

#2 Ph30nix

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Posted 09 December 2014 - 06:09 PM

if you want to see sway look up jamie koeppe

#3 MischiefSC

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Posted 09 December 2014 - 06:12 PM

Like a pornstar in stiletto heels. DAT A$$!

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Edited by MischiefSC, 09 December 2014 - 06:25 PM.


#4 Escef

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Posted 09 December 2014 - 06:14 PM

YOUR MOTHER IS A WOMAN!

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...Hold on... That... uh... Hmm...

#5 CocoaJin

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Posted 09 December 2014 - 07:41 PM

View PostEscef, on 09 December 2014 - 06:14 PM, said:

YOUR MOTHER IS A WOMAN!

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...Hold on... That... uh... Hmm...


Somebody has to think of them that way(at least periodically) or we wouldn't be here.

#6 Brody319

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Posted 09 December 2014 - 07:43 PM

I have a boyfriend and that King Crab is sexy as ****.

#7 Lily from animove

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 03:54 AM

View Postvalt901, on 09 December 2014 - 06:05 PM, said:

Man have you seen the swing on that sexy beast. She has more sway in her ass than Pamela Anderson. .


have you seen the atlas's butt swinging? and looking at his big balls, its definately a guy :P

Edited by Lily from animove, 10 December 2014 - 03:54 AM.


#8 The Boz

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 03:55 AM

The Atlas loses to the King Crab in pretty much all respects, but that sway sashay remains unchallenged.

#9 MeiSooHaityu

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 04:51 AM

All mechs are women, and should be treated like the fine ladies that they are.

#10 CDLord HHGD

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 05:46 AM

View PostMeiSooHaityu, on 10 December 2014 - 04:51 AM, said:

All mechs are women, and should be treated like the fine ladies that they are.

Ridden hard and put away smokin. :D

#11 Kilo 40

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 05:57 AM

so the OP doesn't know how to handle her?

#12 Joseph Mallan

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 06:02 AM

View PostMeiSooHaityu, on 10 December 2014 - 04:51 AM, said:

All mechs are women, and should be treated like the fine ladies that they are.

My Ex Girlfriend piloted a Blood red Battlemaster... named it Ragg!!!

#13 Sarlic

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 06:04 AM

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#14 theta123

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 06:07 AM

View PostEscef, on 09 December 2014 - 06:14 PM, said:

YOUR MOTHER IS A WOMAN!

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...Hold on... That... uh... Hmm...
Dr zoidberg= WHAT? MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT
GET OUT

#15 SaltBeef

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 08:38 AM

She could have a face only a Bulldog would love would not matter!



Only 400 views what the Hell I wrong with you people. :D

Edited by SaltBeef, 10 December 2014 - 08:46 AM.


#16 Lily from animove

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 09:22 AM

View PostSaltBeef, on 10 December 2014 - 08:38 AM, said:

She could have a face only a Bulldog would love would not matter!



Only 400 views what the Hell I wrong with you people. :D


they are busy staring at the crabtastic ass.

its time for the thread to go k-town.

#17 Mister Blastman

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 09:22 AM



#18 Sethliopod

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 09:33 AM

It's far, ermm.... wider than those posted above. That Crab has a lot of substance rocking back & forth.

Makes the Atlas look anorexic.





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