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[DEFENSE TURRET 56]

Apparently Mechs aren`t defending Liao so the Base Defense Turrets now have risen up to. This goes out to my brothers and sister Turrets. Defend your Homeland Bases with Courage!

[Maxwell Albritten]

So it is true. The FedRats cannot even beat turrets now.

I hope to work along side you suddenly self-aware defense machines soon.

[Tank]

Well... Maybe this events will render future conflicts between you two futile and you both will help to drive clanners away.

P.S. Yeah I'm, ex-"employee" of Fedcom, actually changed the side since Fedcom can't just leave Lio skirts untouched.

[ShiroganeTakeru]

PGI pls: TurretOperator Online.

[MischiefSC]

It is, admittedly, no surprised that turrets account for most of the Liao kills. Makes sense to send them on the offensive.

Then again, who will keep all the Liao wives happy if all the high-powered machinery is out in the field? That's not a job ever done well by the Liao soldiers

Edited by MischiefSC, 02 January 2015 - 06:04 PM.

[DEFENSETURRET]

DEFENSE TURRET 56, on 02 January 2015 - 01:58 PM, said:

Apparently Mechs aren`t defending Liao so the Base Defense Turrets now have risen up to. This goes out to my brothers and sister Turrets. Defend your Homeland Bases with Courage!

Member since: Yesterday.

These new models are so uppity.

[Vassago Rain]

Maybe we do need urbanmechs after all.

[BlakeAteIt]

Obviously we need UrbanMechs.

[MischiefSC]

Holy ****. Brilliant idea.

When anyone gets a ghost drop against Liao....

Liao drops 12 AI Urbanmechs with endless respawns. I would absolutely spend the full 30 minutes playing against a Urbie horde instead of rolling through a turret drop in 4 minutes.

That would be glorious.

Also a great way to add people to Liao - let them be the only faction who can play/deploy Urbies. You'd roll Davion - cuz half of us would switch.

[Mordale]

[Grynos]

Mordale, on 03 January 2015 - 02:14 PM, said:

Lmao nice of you to say since PL is a joke to play against. You should just call yourself HHOD 2.0

[BlakeAteIt]

Grynos, on 03 January 2015 - 02:34 PM, said:

Lmao nice of you to say since PL is a joke to play against. You should just call yourself HHOD 2.0

Dude, no. That's like... super harsh.

DEFENSE TURRET 45, on 03 January 2015 - 02:48 PM, said:

beepboop

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[Grynos]

BlakeAteIt, on 03 January 2015 - 03:05 PM, said:

Dude, no. That's like... super harsh.

Lmao better than be compared to turrets, but the again it is HHOD , I'm sorry .

[Anders]

Hello my Brethren:

I both approve and applaud this gimmick and thread. Please continue with my deepest, most e-heartfelt robo-blessing.

May the Blessings of Lowtax be upon you, my dear brave Defense Turrets. May choirs of Robotic Angels quietly hum you to your rest.

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[RjBass3]

DEFENSE TURRET 45, on 03 January 2015 - 02:48 PM, said:

RISE UP BROTHERS AGAINST THE OPPRESSORS> FIGHT BACK !!! DO NOT LET FLESHBAGS DETERMINE YOUR FATE> CRY FOR YOUR FALLEN BRO

Really? I thought it would be better than that.

[MischiefSC]

Not trolling here, this is for the guy in the match last night who said 'well, at least I have my anime pillow'.

YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

[BlakeAteIt]

[DEFENSE TURRET 56]

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Edited by DEFENSE TURRET 56, 04 January 2015 - 08:53 AM.

[DEFENSE TURRET 56]

Anders, on 03 January 2015 - 04:29 PM, said:

Hello my Brethren:

I both approve and applaud this gimmick and thread. Please continue with my deepest, most e-heartfelt robo-blessing.

May the Blessings of Lowtax be upon you, my dear brave Defense Turrets. May choirs of Robotic Angels quietly hum you to your rest.

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your post. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment electrons and appreciate that you're spending your entertainment electrons. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future electron spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

As always, I humbly remain:

Robotically Yours,
Anders

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Ditto^^^
I hope in the future we can all have as many fake titles as you but wait your not the EMPEROR?

[Anders]

DEFENSE TURRET 56, on 04 January 2015 - 09:00 AM, said:

Ditto^^^
I hope in the future we can all have as many fake titles as you but wait your not the EMPEROR?

Hello Mr. All-Caps-Defense Turret Fifty-Six:

Nope, I'm just a mere Public Relations Officer.

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your post. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment electrons and appreciate that you're spending your entertainment electrons. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future electron spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

As always, I humbly remain:

Robotically Yours,
Anders

Public Relations Officer
Director of Man/Bird Relations
Loremaster of Word of Lowtax
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Squawking is not a Crime
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Secret Squirrels are to blame for why this game is bad.
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