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[Hobo Dan]

Hobo Dan needs a place to sleep...

[Darzok]

I think its fair to say every one on the forums will post here who would not want the God Mech the all Powerful all Mighty the Urban so powerful it has ban in its name.

[MerryIguana]

Urbanmech will bring new meaning to chasing the squirrel.

http://www.gifbin.co...arbage_bin.webm

P.S. I lurb you Moon.

Edited by MerryIguana, 17 January 2015 - 07:38 AM.

[Axeface]

A giveaway on MWO? Madness! And on my birthday no less
I'de love an urbie for my bday

[DeusMortiS]

I want this urbie. Small laser wubwub/

[DoomEngine]

this has to be one of the greatest events held by a member of the community. and the urbie release will be one of the biggest moments in the game's history...count me in.

good on ya Moon <0

welcome to the age of the urbanmech

[MikeBend]

[IronLichRich]

Can't wait to have the world bow before the small laser, but not if urbie by Robert Thurston is the price

[Ngamok]

Let's hear it for MoonUnitBeta !!!

Edited by Ngamok, 17 January 2015 - 09:47 AM.

[Mirumoto Izanami]

What better way to get underfoot of your enemy than in an Urbanmech. It will be the mech that sparks the AC10 renaissance.

[spottiedogman]

Why not? Seems to be the most wanted mech in MWO so might as well have one right?

[Joe Mallad]

There once was a little Urban Mech. He was much to small to play with the big mechs. All the other bigger mechs would pick on him, call him names like egg head, garbage can and R2-D2. They would poke him and push him over and run away. He was far to slow to catch any of them and so would just sit and dream of the day he could show them all that he was as much a big mech as they were.

After a full day of being picked on, called names and pushed around, the little Urban Mech decided to call it quits, go home and try again the next day. They would have to except him one day... Right?

As the little Urban Mech made his way through the forest, he came across a much larger creature standing, blocking his way home.

"Oh hello Mr. Imp. I wasn't expecting to see you here?" Said the little Urban Mech.
"But I expected to find you here little mech." Said the larger Imp.
"I'm just heading home." Returned the Urban Mech as he put his head down.
"The others won't play with you again? Won't except you as a big mech?" Asked the Imp.
"NO!" Shouted back the little Urban Mech as he looked up with hate in his cockpit.
"Well then," said the Imp, "how about you take this gift and go back and show those other mechs that you are a big mech like them."

The Larger Imp kneeled down and handed the little Urban mech a very large AC-20.
"Here, I'll help you put it on." Said the Imp.
"Take this gift and go show them you are BIGGER than them. It's your BOOM STICK!" Yelled the Imp.

The little Urban mech twisted a full 360 and released a few rounds into random trees and large rocks in the forest.
He could not wait to run off and play with the others now. Show them all he was a big mech.

"Go now. Have fun and show EVERY one of them that you are the BIGGEST mech around." Commanded the Imp, as he watched the little Urban Mech run as fast as his little standard 60 engine would go.

It wasn't long before the Imp stood at he edge of the forest and could hear the very loud roar of the AC-20 Boom Stick going off. Flashes of red and orange could be seen in the distance and faint sounds of other mechs screaming as they tried to run. The Imp stood with a sheepish smile on his face, turned to once again enter the forest, as his sheepish smile turned into an all out devious dark laugh. His plan was complete. No more would the other mechs pick on him... Um the Urban Mech for being different, for being an egg or slow and ugly.

THE END

Edited by Yoseful Mallad, 17 January 2015 - 11:23 AM.

[Ragnar Darkmane]

All glory to the UrbanMech, now we finally have cans to open with our King Crab's claws .

[Bill Lumbar]

Ummm yeah.... This is Bill Lumbar, I'm gonna need you just to go ahead and make sure my name is picked for the Urbanmech give away. Mmmmky... that would be great!

[Galdar777]

Well win or lose I will have you urbanmech even if I have to raid a factory to get it.

[xXDanteXx]

I want a Urbanmech for my Wife,because she love it SLOOOOW

[CupraZero]

Urbie is love.
Urbie is life.

Urbie will always be with us.

[Balthorius]

Slow thing of metal with a gun onto it? Needs to be mine
Urbie ftw!

[Kasechemui]

I prefer the urban warfare. Therefore I need this lovely little walking trashcan to fool around at River City and Chrimson Strait.

And I want to see how PGI will solve the negative tonnage of the 60 engine.

[Cerberus78]

Praise the urbie.
Trash for the trashcan-god !