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#1 Felicitatem Parco

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Posted 20 January 2015 - 02:24 PM

Please, please, please make the UrbanMech NO TALLER than a Commando... Please? It should just be a short, stout little Mech. One reason why the Hunchbacks have survivability is their short stature and thick torso. I want the Urbie to be short and stout, and completely impossible to be described as "lean," "lanky," or any other term like that.

Short, short, short!!!


SHORT!!!!

Seriously.. Take the Commando's 25 tons, and add 5 tons of fatness. No height!

Edited by Prosperity Park, 20 January 2015 - 02:23 PM.


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Posted 20 January 2015 - 03:03 PM

yes. if its too slim it will be way more phallic than necessary. I want walking dustbin, not walking *****! No bigger than a mist lynx please.

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Posted 20 January 2015 - 03:11 PM

Yes! The UrbanMech should be short, fat, and infamous for "plugging" opponents...

More Danny DeVito, less John Holmes.

Edited by Prosperity Park, 20 January 2015 - 03:13 PM.


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Posted 20 January 2015 - 03:13 PM

View PostProsperity Park, on 20 January 2015 - 03:11 PM, said:

Yes! The UrbanMech should be short, fat, and infamous for "plugging" opponents...


You win the internet.

#5 Felicitatem Parco

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Posted 20 January 2015 - 07:55 PM

View PostTripleEhBeef, on 20 January 2015 - 03:13 PM, said:


You win the internet.

I am going to gift my win over to PGI for bringing the Urbie in.


Edited by Prosperity Park, 20 January 2015 - 07:55 PM.


#6 Kenyon Burguess

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Posted 20 January 2015 - 07:56 PM

with that sweet 360 spin it should be the size of an atlas

#7 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 20 January 2015 - 09:36 PM

View PostProsperity Park, on 20 January 2015 - 02:24 PM, said:

Please, please, please make the UrbanMech NO TALLER than a Commando... Please? It should just be a short, stout little Mech. One reason why the Hunchbacks have survivability is their short stature and thick torso. I want the Urbie to be short and stout, and completely impossible to be described as "lean," "lanky," or any other term like that.

Short, short, short!!!


SHORT!!!!

Seriously.. Take the Commando's 25 tons, and add 5 tons of fatness. No height!

already tweeted this to Russ, but fully agree





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