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[Stingr4y]

We just loaded up another full shipment of some of Marik's prized space bacon. Currently en route to Kurita space to our remote embassy. Each Kuritan pilot will receive a free crate upon proof of Draconis Combine ID dog tag. Any false ID's will be dealt with extreme punishment.

We hope you enjoy the bacony goodness. Each Marik pig is raised by our honorable Turret operators, who get to spend time on the ranch when not blasting our enemies.

[Crockdaddy]

Stingr4y, on 23 January 2015 - 07:50 AM, said:

We just loaded up another full shipment of some of Marik's prized space bacon. Currently en route to Kurita space to our remote embassy. Each Kuritan pilot will receive a free crate upon proof of Draconis Combine ID dog tag. Any false ID's will be dealt with extreme punishment.

We hope you enjoy the bacony goodness. Each Marik pig is raised by our honorable Turret operators, who get to spend time on the ranch when not blasting our enemies.

Thanks for the Bacon! I was getting hungry!

We have some hot Saki and Geisha ready for you in exchange.

[Molossian Dog]

I don´t want to be an ungracious guest, but...could you refrain from delivering these Geishas in crates?
Or at least label your crates with "This side up"?

There has been some agitation among the logistic personnel.

Edited by Molossian Dog, 23 January 2015 - 11:53 AM.

[Damon Howe]

Stingr4y, on 23 January 2015 - 07:50 AM, said:

We just loaded up another full shipment of some of Marik's prized space bacon. Currently en route to Kurita space to our remote embassy. Each Kuritan pilot will receive a free crate upon proof of Draconis Combine ID dog tag. Any false ID's will be dealt with extreme punishment.

We hope you enjoy the bacony goodness. Each Marik pig is raised by our honorable Turret operators, who get to spend time on the ranch when not blasting our enemies.

As a representative of the Skjaldborg and Space Viking Meats, Produce & Industries Inc., we would like to slap this Cease and Desist on you for using our copyrighted name of 'Space Bacon', and all things related to bacon products.

As a show of good favor, we offer the name 'Spiced Pig Belly' as an acceptable alternative.

Good Day.

Edited by Damon Howe, 23 January 2015 - 05:24 PM.

[Molossian Dog]

Damon Howe, on 23 January 2015 - 05:24 PM, said:

As a representative of the Skjaldborg and Space Viking Meats, Produce & Industries Inc., we would like to slap this Cease and Desist on you for using our copyrighted name of 'Space Bacon', and all things related to bacon products. ...

THIS IS WAR, HERETIC!

Just you wait until we figure out how to do another wormhole. Or how we did it in the first place.

[Damon Howe]

Molossian Dog, on 23 January 2015 - 05:29 PM, said:

THIS IS WAR, HERETIC!

Just you wait until we figure out how to do another wormhole. Or how we did it in the first place.

Yes it is. Corporate War. And we won.

[Molossian Dog]

Wouldn´t that require more Shadowrunners, last minute betrayals by Mr. Johnsons, scarcely clad women with spiky, coloured hair and 1-2 dragons at least?

I think you are bluffing.

And if you are not...well have fun finding a person of offical capacity to hand over your cease&desist...thing. I´m in the FWLM for two years now and do have yet to find out who or where my CO is. If you see him, please tell him someone clogged the bathroom facilities and maybe we should start a committee to decide what to do about it.

Edited by Molossian Dog, 23 January 2015 - 07:37 PM.

[Kyone Akashi]

Molossian Dog, on 23 January 2015 - 07:37 PM, said:

Wouldn´t that require more Shadowrunners, last minute betrayals by Mr. Johnsons, scarcely clad women with spiky, coloured hair and 1-2 dragons at least?

Don't forget the oversized keyboards.

[Roadbeer]

Damon Howe, on 23 January 2015 - 05:24 PM, said:

As a representative of the Skjaldborg and Space Viking Meats, Produce & Industries Inc., we would like to slap this Cease and Desist on you for using our copyrighted name of 'Space Bacon', and all things related to bacon products.

As a show of good favor, we offer the name 'Spiced Pig Belly' as an acceptable alternative.

Good Day.

[Davers]

Kyone Akashi, on 23 January 2015 - 08:47 PM, said:

Don't forget the oversized keyboards.

Kyone Akashi, on 23 January 2015 - 08:47 PM, said:

Don't forget the oversized keyboards.

They are called decks chummer. So ka?

[Molossian Dog]

Commodore 64 based Matrix is best Matrix!

[Marklee]

These are not the droids you are looking for.

Just passing through. Feel free to gobble up the planets I leave behind on my way to Clan space.