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[Kjudoon]

HARDKOR, on 27 January 2015 - 03:45 PM, said:

Maybe make a cue with group prayer at the beginning for the bangers

You're going to go there?

[HARDKOR]

Nah, wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

[Herzog]

I really think we oughta bring back Drunk-drop Friday. That will help balance things out a bit.

[Ian G]

And just because every CW fix thread has it:

But I don't want to join drinking unit, or get told by some higher ups i effin' didn't vote how to play this game.

I wanna play my TDR-9S llike I want and that means sober. You drunk players aren't able to play without a team of drunks to support you. Sober pugging is hardcore and for ignoring you I'm a 1337 PLAYA!

Stop drinking and leave your units. Don't be a tryhard drunk. Be more one anti-social, parents cellar guy like me.


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[Ax2Grind]

Ian G, on 28 January 2015 - 02:45 AM, said:

And just because every CW fix thread has it:

But I don't want to join drinking unit, or get told by some higher ups i effin' didn't vote how to play this game.

I wanna play my TDR-9S llike I want and that means sober. You drunk players aren't able to play without a team of drunks to support you. Sober pugging is hardcore and for ignoring you I'm a 1337 PLAYA!

Stop drinking and leave your units. Don't be a tryhard drunk. Be more one anti-social, parents cellar guy like me.


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I teared up a bit reading this. It's so true...

Best sober moment today while piloting a mech - Select Timberwolf for drop deck. Save drop deck. Click around a bit so that first mech shows Timberwolf. Confirmed...Timberwolf. Drop in match. Confused why no jump jets. Press on and do battle. Confused why ERLL instead of LPL for this build. Press on and do battle. Confused how my mech has so little armor on the legs...I know I maxed the armor on the legs for this build. Press on and do battle. Check and look for those jumpjets...I swear I had jumpjets...still no jump jets. Battle has gone well with the first push into the enemy base on Boreal. 25 enemy mechs dead, 9 allies dead. Our position is over run and I am legged...fighting retreat. I die. Go to drop ship. Turns out my old drop deck is back. I was never in a Timberwolf. It was a Stormcrow. I consider keeping it to myself. I tell my teammates. They laugh. I realize what is wrong. I go get a drink.

[Joseph Mallan]

Herzog, on 27 January 2015 - 08:08 PM, said:

I really think we oughta bring back Drunk-drop Friday. That will help balance things out a bit.

... Bring Back?

[HARDKOR]

Ian gets it.

I thought including the 84% would tip people off as to this being a satire piece mocking the pug guy who complain about teamwork but refuse to use teamwork.

If they can complain about a problem they caused by willful inaction and blame the people who are actually playing the game to their best, then I get to complain that other people are playing sober.

This also applies to people who love their derp builds and act like people who play to the meta are doing something cheesy. No, if you take a derp build, you are a derp, and the guy running the optimized build is the one playing correctly. Don't hate, just because you choose to willfully handicap yourself. It's no different than complaining that everyone else isn't wasted wen you play drunk

Edited by HARDKOR, 28 January 2015 - 09:44 AM.

[Almond Brown]

Sadly, it appears that some have managed to have sucked the "fun" out of a "just for fun" thread.

Time for some vitamin "O" and a Dab I guess. LOL

[Apnu]

Players being drunk explain why I frequently see people talking about their privates and their poop in chat. Getting tired of it.

Talking about your p e n i s and poop isn't amusing to anybody. It impresses exactly nobody also.

[HARDKOR]

I never see any pee pee poo poo talk. Must be a high ELO thing, not a high thing

[SnkOnDesNutz]

im a hillbilly and make boose. i love my drunken fool co players. that is my only two cents. gg. lets just all have a blast and be good to each-other ya know.

[HARDKOR]

Please, Mr Hillybilly, Sir, say you are from Colorado. I haven't had proper moonshine since I left the Appalachians. I'd pay goo money for some REAL apple pie.

[hercules1981]

HARDKOR, on 24 January 2015 - 10:26 AM, said:

This is what happens if I keep it below one drink an hour. Two of those were 1100+ damage, worst game was a 350(except that second to last one, my joystick glitched out and I had to reboot and missed the whole fight)



This is what happens if I play fair. A bunch of those are sub 100 and the best probably 550.



We need a que where you have to fail some sort of hand eye mini game to get into it, and it needs to have global VOIP on it so we can just have jolly trash talk among all involved.

U photo shop those pages? When I look at the status screen for the tournement there is a kills, assist,damage, team damage, then match score colume in that order and the green and red boxes r on the right only.

Edited by hercules1981, 31 January 2015 - 04:48 AM.

[HARDKOR]

No, that's the champion tournament, where they tracked wins and mech type, not the merc one.

[Ulfgar Snorrison]

Let me jut spay thsi aboot tat...."For Honor! For Glory! And for another Shiner Bock!!'

[Joseph Mallan]

Ulfgar Snorrison, on 31 January 2015 - 06:48 AM, said:

Let me jut spay thsi aboot tat...."For Honor! For Glory! And for another Shiner Bock!!'

ih'll git th next rhound!

[Kutfroat]

i read this thread coming out of the gym...it inspired me to get me 2 beers on my way home at the gasstation.

will drink them after my protein shake for the ultimate weight gaining effect, and of course to play mwo more in the "i could´nt care less" mood, surprisingly i seem to do better this way.

(it´s sunday 6 p.m. where i live)

see you in the soloqueue!

[Yokaiko]

Herzog, on 27 January 2015 - 08:08 PM, said:

I really think we oughta bring back Drunk-drop Friday. That will help balance things out a bit.

You need a special night for this?

[SnkOnDesNutz]

HARDKOR, on 30 January 2015 - 12:51 PM, said:

Please, Mr Hillybilly, Sir, say you are from Colorado. I haven't had proper moonshine since I left the Appalachians. I'd pay goo money for some REAL apple pie.

haha no from mi. and as much as ide love to share. im fairly sure ide end up in prison haha

[Bill Lumbar]

Kjudoon, on 27 January 2015 - 03:37 PM, said:

Oh that's so cute.
Someone thinks we're all drunks here.
We also don't own a cow, like country music, hunt, fish or drive a pickup truck.

Oh yes, and those are all common stereotypes I've dealt with from people not from here.

Drink all you want. That's your choice, but know it keeps some people away from matches you're in.

I used to lay a lot of granite up in your area, and for 4 years. I really miss the beer I could get up there, spotted cow, naked lady, Eliot Ness, Red headed Blond, DogFish 60 and 90 minute brew.... I really miss some of the micro brew from up there. Omg... its been so long, I almost forgot the Great Dane Pub and brewing company! God I miss working up there sometimes.

I am all good when its 420, 840 is twice as good and I handle my mechs just fine. In fact, you can go to my youtube link and see me taking on some clanners while under the effects. I hadn't played CW in awhile and got confused on where Alpha and Gamma was.....but after I walked around for a bit, I kicked some clanner ass and bested them 3 of 3 matches for the planet. I focus much better and the game seems to be more enjoyable, however, I wouldn't call myself a pot head, I have standards which I guess makes me more of a snob, just like with my micro brew beer. No Bud light for me, no can beer either, its just how I roll.

Edited by Bill Lumbar, 04 February 2015 - 12:32 AM.