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[stratagos]

It's next to impossible to come up with a good yo mamma joke.

I mean, "Yo mamma was so fat, the walls of the tube were .35 mm, rather than the industry standard .32 mm" doesn't exactly fall trippingly off the tongue, does it?

"Yo mamma so old there are been three generations of equipment upgrades, yet she's still in production"

"Yo mamma so ugly, she has *three* different shades of beige paint"

Bah. They truly are alien

[Joseph Mallan]

Yo Mama's so Ugly the Turkey refused to be basted!

Also note that "mother's" Genetics... can come from a Male genetic Donor.
hope this helps your efforts in teh Yo Mamma arena!

[Vaijerimies]

Joseph Mallan, on 26 January 2015 - 03:49 AM, said:

Also note that "mother's" Genetics... can come from a Male genetic Donor.
hope this helps your efforts in teh Yo Mamma arena!

"Yo Mamma was a dad!"

[Thorn Hallis]

For a clanner I guess the most simple "Yo mamma joke" is: "Yo have a mamma".

[Logan Hawke]

You don't need to make yo mamma jokes about clanners since clanners are a joke in and of themselves.

[Samhayne777]

Freebirth Scums! You all will Die a Slow and Painful death ;-p

Edited by Samhayne777, 26 January 2015 - 04:33 AM.

[mad kat]

You clanners are a bunch of inbred's!

Edited by mad kat, 26 January 2015 - 11:33 PM.

[CMDR Sunset Shimmer]

Samhayne777, on 26 January 2015 - 04:32 AM, said:

Freebirth Scums! You all will Die a Slow and Painful death ;-p

Your mother was a freebirth, and your father smells of elderberries.

[Samhayne777]

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[LordKnightFandragon]

Logan Hawke, on 26 January 2015 - 04:28 AM, said:

You don't need to make yo mamma jokes about clanners since clanners are a joke in and of themselves.

Kinda in more ways then 1.

[MeiSooHaityu]

Thorn Hallis, on 26 January 2015 - 04:08 AM, said:

For a clanner I guess the most simple "Yo mamma joke" is: "Yo have a mamma".

Darn! Beat me to it!

[Metus regem]

Well, I guess if we had our pointless family attachments as you freebirth scum, I guess we should be insulted, I think?

[stratagos]

Yo momma's gene pool so corrupt, even the Not Named would have purged her sibko

[stratagos]

Yo momma so corrupt, even Amaris wouldn't touch her codex

[Nauht]

Yo mamma's so vat she ain't got no Phelan around the outer rim.

[627]

Samhayne777, on 26 January 2015 - 04:32 AM, said:

Freebirth Scums! You all will Die a Slow and Painful death ;-p

What did Nomad once said?

Those clanners have a very limited supply of reactions for critical situations...

[MechPorn]

Your test tube was to small for you, so they transferred you to a bucket.

[Golden Vulf]

For a society where genetic material is slung across rooms in the hopes that the offspring will grow up and fix all your problems for you, this conversation epitomizes that maturity fairly well!

[Aethon]

stratagos, on 26 January 2015 - 03:41 AM, said:

I mean, "Yo mamma was so fat, the walls of the tube were .35 mm, rather than the industry standard .32 mm" doesn't exactly fall trippingly off the tongue, does it?

An excellent jest, sir! Please, allow me to present a rebuttal.

[stratagos]

Aethon, on 26 January 2015 - 07:48 AM, said:

An excellent jest, sir! Please, allow me to present a rebuttal.

You dare to Hawking me? Ohhh, it's *on*!


/except I have to prep for a meeting. Dammit.
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