I don't know if this is real or not, but damn is it funny.
http://www.duffelblo...f-grid-squares/
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Army Trainee Finds A Box Of Grid Squares
Started by StompingOnTanks, Jan 30 2015 03:50 AM
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Posted 30 January 2015 - 05:13 AM
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Gerner’s mother was ecstatic at the news of her son’s return.
“I’m so proud of my baby boy. We were so worried while he was gone. I guess I’ve always kind of known my son was destined for great things, ever since that large black recruiter with the sunglasses on told me when he was just a child, ‘he’s the One.’ I didn’t know what he meant at the time, but now it’s all so clear.”
His recruiter, Sgt. First Class Stokes, recounted of his meeting with the then 18 year old shortly before he signed his papers, sealing his fate. “He asked me about Iraq. I said, ‘unfortunately, no one can be told what Iraq is. You have to see it for yourself.'"
“I’m so proud of my baby boy. We were so worried while he was gone. I guess I’ve always kind of known my son was destined for great things, ever since that large black recruiter with the sunglasses on told me when he was just a child, ‘he’s the One.’ I didn’t know what he meant at the time, but now it’s all so clear.”
His recruiter, Sgt. First Class Stokes, recounted of his meeting with the then 18 year old shortly before he signed his papers, sealing his fate. “He asked me about Iraq. I said, ‘unfortunately, no one can be told what Iraq is. You have to see it for yourself.'"
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Posted 30 January 2015 - 01:55 PM
Sparks Murphey, on 30 January 2015 - 05:13 AM, said:
Still hilarious.
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Posted 30 January 2015 - 03:29 PM
Duffelblog is to the military what The Onion is to news. It's all fiction.
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Posted 30 January 2015 - 03:40 PM
My brother sends me stuff from that site to try to get me to understand the madness of his job... I love their humour!
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