How Many Mariks Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?
#1
Posted 01 February 2015 - 12:40 AM
#3
Posted 01 February 2015 - 09:36 AM
Answer: No need to change a light bulb in an abandoned house..
#5
Posted 01 February 2015 - 01:32 PM
#6
Posted 01 February 2015 - 01:38 PM
Let the market decide. Freedom!
How many Snakes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3. 1 to do it wrong and kill himself, the second to cut off the first's head, and the third to do it right out of fear.
How many CapCon slaves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nobody knows. Mad Maximillian keeps executing anyone who looks like he might succeed.
How many Smoke Jaguars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nobody knows, they're too busy bombarding civilian targets with their orbital warships to find out.
How many Wolves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1. However, his rival will inevitably unscrew the lightbulb once it's in, and then Clan Jade Falcon will swoop in and take the lightbulb, forcing the Wolf to defect to the Inner Sphere.
How many ComStar acolytes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
11. One to do the work, the other ten to sing the necessary hymns and chant the necessary prayers.
#7
Posted 01 February 2015 - 01:41 PM
Levi Porphyrogenitus, on 01 February 2015 - 01:38 PM, said:
Let the market decide. Freedom!
How many Snakes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3. 1 to do it wrong and kill himself, the second to cut off the first's head, and the third to do it right out of fear.
How many CapCon slaves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nobody knows. Mad Maximillian keeps executing anyone who looks like he might succeed.
How many Smoke Jaguars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nobody knows, they're too busy bombarding civilian targets with their orbital warships to find out.
How many Wolves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1. However, his rival will inevitably unscrew the lightbulb once it's in, and then Clan Jade Falcon will swoop in and take the lightbulb, forcing the Wolf to defect to the Inner Sphere.
How many ComStar acolytes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
11. One to do the work, the other ten to sing the necessary hymns and chant the necessary prayers.
This just made my day.
#8
Posted 01 February 2015 - 02:37 PM
Surely a society that can create wormholes and instantaneously capture a world in another faction's territory is beyond such antiquated lostech
But, thank you, it does explain all the darkened hallways on Solaris since we were not used to your illuminary customs.
;-) j/k
Edited by Alex Reed, 01 February 2015 - 02:38 PM.
#9
Posted 01 February 2015 - 08:13 PM
Levi Porphyrogenitus, on 01 February 2015 - 01:38 PM, said:
Let the market decide. Freedom!
How many Snakes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3. 1 to do it wrong and kill himself, the second to cut off the first's head, and the third to do it right out of fear.
How many CapCon slaves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nobody knows. Mad Maximillian keeps executing anyone who looks like he might succeed.
How many Smoke Jaguars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nobody knows, they're too busy bombarding civilian targets with their orbital warships to find out.
How many Wolves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1. However, his rival will inevitably unscrew the lightbulb once it's in, and then Clan Jade Falcon will swoop in and take the lightbulb, forcing the Wolf to defect to the Inner Sphere.
How many ComStar acolytes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
11. One to do the work, the other ten to sing the necessary hymns and chant the necessary prayers.
Thread winner. All else is irrelevant.
#10
Posted 01 February 2015 - 08:18 PM
Alex Reed, on 01 February 2015 - 02:37 PM, said:
Surely a society that can create wormholes and instantaneously capture a world in another faction's territory is beyond such antiquated lostech
But, thank you, it does explain all the darkened hallways on Solaris since we were not used to your illuminary customs.
;-) j/k
#11
Posted 04 February 2015 - 11:20 AM
4.
1 to make the attempt, get almost all the way there, but be just barely unable to reach the ceiling.
1 to tell the first he shouldn't do it without a ladder.
1 to tell 2 he should *not* use contractions like a filthy freebirth, quineg?
1 to officiate the Circle of Equals between 2/3.
#12
Posted 04 February 2015 - 11:58 AM
Valar13, on 04 February 2015 - 11:20 AM, said:
4.
1 to make the attempt, get almost all the way there, but be just barely unable to reach the ceiling.
1 to tell the first he shouldn't do it without a ladder.
1 to tell 2 he should *not* use contractions like a filthy freebirth, quineg?
1 to officiate the Circle of Equals between 2/3.
5.
You forgot the one just standing there complaining about Thunderbolts.
#14
Posted 04 February 2015 - 06:15 PM
How many Wolverines does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It'd take only 1, but they all died (or were exiled). Stupid Clanners.
How many mercenaries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Depends. How much ya payin'?
How many Nova Cats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
4. 1 to do the work, the other 3 to go on Vision Quests to find out if the timing is right, or if the method is portentious, or whether the lightbulb should even be screwed in to begin with.
How many Elementals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They can't. They have to ask the other genotypes for assistance.
How many PUGs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It varies. Usually, you can get upwards of 12 and not one of them can do it, but every now and then you find one who can screw the lightbulb all the way in on his own, without needing help.
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